Funny Pictures of a Useless Cat

Will and Guy's Funny Pictures of a Useless Cat

1) Cat gives mouse a chance

Useless cat with mouse

As W.C. Fields once said: 'Never give a sucker and even break'.

2) Mouse bites useless cat

mouse bites cat

3) Cat tries again

mouse bites cat

4) Mouse bites cat - Again

mouse bites cat

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5) Third time lucky?

mouse bites cat

6) No. The Result is the same - mouse on top as usual.  What a weird cat

mouse bites cat

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Useless Cat and Mouse Story

A cat chasing a mouse in Tirana's main power station caused a 72-hour blackout across parts of the Albanian capital, the electricity company reported last week, Will and Guy have learned.

'A cat and a mouse ran into the high-voltage cables,' a company spokeswoman said, showing pictures of the electrocuted animals. 'We took pictures because we've never had anything like this,' she added.

Albanians complain bitterly about the power cuts that have plagued them for decades, and are mostly blamed on drought and the dilapidation of the extremely old fashioned grid.

Another Useless Cat

Cat with Computer Mouse

Worse Still, a Cat Who is Frightened of a Mouse

Mouse frightens cat

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