Corny Pictures for September

Corny Pictures for September

It's autumn, the harvest has been gathered in safely.  Will and Guy have selected an especially corny crop for your delight and delectation.

• Tasty Salary?
• Conference Pear
• Tomato Swims for His Life
• Leek in the Bath
• Corny Quotes

New Job - Tasty Salary?

Conference Pear

Conference pears are calling their friends: Comice, Bartlett, Rocha, Bosc, Seckle and Anjou.

Tomato Swims for His Life

It is a good job Tom wasn't swimming in raisins or sultanas, because they are bigger and stronger than the currants.

Leek in the Bath

Please send Will and Guy your corny pictures

Corny Quotes

1. Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
   Ambrose Bierce
2. Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
   Douglas Adams
3. Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
   Laurence J. Peter
4. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
   Will Rogers
5. I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
   George Bernard Shaw

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