Funny Army Pictures of Defence Cuts

Defence Cuts - Funny Army Pictures that Amuse Will and Guy

Here is our collection of weird military vehicles used for strange purposes.

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Army on Manoeuvres

Something out of Dad's army? 

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.  Blake Clark.

Transport Cuts in China

Isn't it funny how soldiers look the same the world over.  Defence transport cuts mean no money for cars.

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Army Deploy Segways

In an attempt to save money on shoe leather the anti-terrorist branch of China's army are using Segways

US Army Troop Transporter

Keith Jennings, U.S. Army welder with Company B, 4th Support Battalion, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, shows off a 'chopper-style' bicycle he made with detritus he found around Camp Taji, Iraq.

Defence Cuts Hurt

Squirrels are cheaper than people..............these fellers work for peanuts

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Now even weapons are in short supply

Korean Army Defence Cuts. NB - no weapons, just the dog and a set of instructions

A New Regiment?

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Funny Pictures of Air Force - More Defence Cuts

New low cost weaponry.

New Stealth Bomber

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Far Eastern Air Force Practise Flying............ Without Planes

A new round of cut-backs stall take-off

'Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.' Rebecca West

Japanese Air Force also Cuts Back

Funny Pictures of the Navy - Yet More Defence Cuts

Cut-backs for aircraft carriers go from bad to worse, the result is more weird military vehicles.

Still, at least the special boat service have top-notch craft.

Cut backs on the number of showers on naval ships means that sailors have to take their daily wash in the sea

Will and Guy wonder how the services are fairing with their defence cuts?  If you know the answer, please send us your funny pictures of defence cuts.

An Amusing, Witty, Wry, Stereotypical View of World Reaction to Terror Alerts

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great plague of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Cower" to "Wet Pants." The only two higher levels in France are "Collude" and "Surrender."  The rise was precipitated by a recent re that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

New Zealand has also raised its security levels from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks [the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath], New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is ‘Croikey, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us.' In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate." Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!"; "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled." There has never been a situation that has warranted the use of the final escalation level.

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