Notice to Dog Owners - and Their Dogs
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- Notice to Dog Owners
- Guide Dogs
- No Dogs Allowed
- If a dog were your teacher you would learn
- An unrelated story from the Atlanta Daily
- Doggy Paddle
- Even Bloodhounds Have Their Limits
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1) Notice to Dog Owners - and their Dogs!
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2) Guide Dogs
The above funny dog sign reminds me of a malapropism I heard when teaching. The head of year had a brand new charity project. In assembly he proudly announced: we are going to have a collection for blind dogs for the guides.
3) No Dogs Allowed - All Dogs must be on a leash. It's a Dogs Life
4) If a dog were your teacher you would learn:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride
When it's in your best interest: practice obedience
Stretch before rising
On warm days, stop
to lie on your back on the grass
On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree
Never pretend to be something you are not
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk
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5) An unrelated story from the Atlanta Daily:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever dog.
Men are so easy....
6) Doggy Paddle?
Was there ever a better picture of pure relaxation.
7) True Dog Story
A dog owner is having to chain up his pet to stop him hopping on to the bus and going to the pub. Gary Kay's terrier Ratty regularly got on the bus on his own to go to the Black Bull pub, in Hull Road, York. Ratty made the trip to the pub, where he was fed sausages by a barmaid, twice a week, reports the York Post. His outings came to an end when the pub went upmarket and banned animals from the premises. But now Gary, from Dunnington, York, says Ratty has found a new local - the Rose And Crown Pub, in Lawrence Street. He believes Ratty has been getting off the bus at the Black Bull on his own, crossing the road and turning up at the Rose and Crown.
'I've had to start chaining him up because, although he can get to the pub on his own he can't get home,' said Gary. [Not an uncommon occurrence say Will and Guy] 'I've no idea how he is doing any of this or how he crosses the road. This dog just has a mind of his own.'
8) Even Bloodhounds Have Their Limits
They say every dog has his day. Well the reverse is that every dog has his limits. That look on the blood hound's face says it all.
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