It's a Dog's Life

It's a Dog's Life - Pictures sent in by Kati Keyes

• Where Do Dogs Come From?
• What Dogs Do When You Get Them Home
• Consequences For Naughty Dogs
• Is it Really a Dogs Life Anymore?
• Hen Pecked?
• Brandy and Coke - It's a dog's life

1) Where Do Dogs Come From?

Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.  What will attended children get?

2) What Dogs Do When You Get Them Home

3) Consequences For Naughty Dogs

4) Is it a Dogs Life Anymore?

There was a time when dogs weren't allowed in the house.  Dogs were fed scraps and if they were lucky they had a kennels.  Thus a whole family of sayings arose around 'It's a dogs life'.  For example, going to the dogs, dog tired,  dog's dinner, dogsbody and dog eat dog.

However, nowadays, dogs have it cushy, they live indoors are pampered with dog food, and even get their own dog basket.  In consequence the young generation are perplexed by the saying, 'It's a dogs life'.

5) Hen Pecked?

6) Brandy and Coke

Brandy the Chihuahua, the world's smallest dog, has finished growing, and is just a little taller than a coca cola can has been named the world's smallest doggy by the Guinness Book of Records.  Four-year-old Brandy weighs only 2lbs and cannot bark as her lungs are too small. Owner Paulette Keller, of Largo, Florida, told reporters, 'When I saw her I just fell in love with her. With a dog like this you have to be careful. She can't even jump on or off anything because her legs are so tiny.'

Brandy is proving massively popular on TV in the USA, so watch out for her.  As dog's lives go, this has to be one of the best.

7) Sherman - Just a lovely dog

Sherman belongs to Tina, he's just the sort of dog we would all like to own.

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