I wondered why anyone would put up a sign saying: Please Do Not Feed Seagulls. The answer in an article from
the South Devon newspaper the Herald Express. (See underneath the picture.)
If a friend tells you they are "seeing pink elephants", then this is
serious. What it means is they are suffering delirium tremens.
The condition and the accompanying hallucinations are caused by alcohol
poisoning.
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Don't Feed The Baboons
Spotted in Windsor Safari Park, Berkshire, UK: 'Caution Baboons - Please
stay in your car.'
[When Will and his family visited the park, the baboons sat on the roof
and the bonnet of his car; they broke the windscreen wipers and threw them
away, as well as pulling the washers out of their seating, drinking the
soapy water and throwing the pipes away. I didn't dare leave the car to
retrieve the pieces - I was not amused!].
Guy had to do a double take before I spotted the incongruous animal in
the sign to the right.
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