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Funny Notices on a Dublin Bus
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Will and Guy's Funny Notices on a Dublin Bus

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1) Funny Notices on a Dublin Bus

I count myself fortunate that my native tongue, English, is the main language of the internet.  As an internet writer, I have become fascinated by spelling, vocabulary and the meaning of the same word in different countries.

The Irish always have a whimsical way with words as these pictures demonstrate.  Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety.  No dancing.

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Two drunks are waiting at bus stop on O'Connell Street Dublin.
Eventually, a number 13 bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the drunks leans inside and asks the bus driver:  'Will this bus take me to Temple Bar?'

The bus driver shakes his head and says, 'No, I'm sorry.'

At this the other drunk lurches inside, smiles, and slurs: 
'Will it take ME?'

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2) Take Notice And Get Fit While You Travel

Fitness training - on a bus

3) When You Arrive - Buy a Ticket

Buy a ticket

Seen outside a Dublin pub - 'Ticket on sale upstairs', just the one apparently.  

 
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4) Nasty case of Arthritis

A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin is sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opens a newspaper and begins reading.

After a few minutes the guy turns to the priest and asks, 'Say, Father, what causes arthritis?' Loose living; cheap, wicked woman; too much alcohol; and contempt for your fellow man, 'answers the priest.' I'll be damned, 'the drunk mutters, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said, nudges the man and apologises.' I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. How long have you had arthritis?'

'Oh, I don't have it, Father. But it says here that the Pope does.'

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