Notices on Dublin Bus

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• Notices on Dublin Bus
• Take your partners?
• Take Notice And Get Fit While You Travel
• When You Arrive - Buy a Ticket
• Nasty case of Arthritis

1) Notices on Dublin Bus

I count myself fortunate that my native tongue, English, is the main language of the internet.  As an internet writer, I have become fascinated by spelling, vocabulary and the meaning of the same word in different countries.

The Irish always have a whimsical way with words as these pictures demonstrate.  Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety.  No dancing.

2) Take your partners?

3) Take Notice And Get Fit While You Travel

4) When You Arrive - Buy a Ticket

Seen outside a Dublin pub - 'Ticket on sale upstairs', just the one apparently.  

5) Nasty case of Arthritis

A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin is sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opens a newspaper and begins reading.

After a few minutes the guy turns to the priest and asks, 'Say, Father, what causes arthritis?' Loose living; cheap, wicked woman; too much alcohol; and contempt for your fellow man, 'answers the priest.' I'll be damned, 'the drunk mutters, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said, nudges the man and apologises.' I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. How long have you had arthritis?'

'Oh, I don't have it, Father. But it says here that the Pope does.'

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