Happy Ducklings

Will and Guy's Amusing Pictures of Ducks and Ducklings

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

• Poor Ducklings
• Helpful Duck Sign
• Yellow Duck Picture
• Yellow Duck Race
• I'm late, I'm late
• Funny Duck Picture - The Pickpocket
• Dog and Duck - Imprinting

1) Poor Ducklings

Here is one of the saddest pictures on the entire site.  I wonder what the mother duck could have done differently?

Phew.  It all turned out happily in the end

2) Helpful Duck Sign

3) Yellow Duck Picture

After the Black Sheep, we have a picture of the Yellow Duck

4) Yellow Duck Race

Perhaps as a child you dropped sticks into a river?  In those idyllic childhood days it always seemed we had a friend who also dropped their stick and thus we had stick races.  Later fathers and especially uncles, took over the game and instead of sticks they introduced posh ducks.  Most likely this desire for bigger and better ducks was fuelled by competition between brothers who had now grown up and used their children to continue their rivalry.

Nowadays racing yellow ducks seems a global activity.  It seems to take place in all countries where there is a good river.  I have to say a yellow ducks race is a fun way to involve a community in fund raising.  Meanwhile enjoy the funny duck pictures.

5) I'm late, I'm late

6) Funny Duck Picture - The Pickpocket

7) Dog and Duck Imprinting

I have seen ducks follow farmers Wellington boots, but I have never before seen a picture of duckling following a dog.  I cannot help thinking that this picture would be a good sign for a pub called the Dog and Duck.

Just in case you think it's the man the ducklings are following.  Wrong - it's dog the ducklings have imprinted on, see picture below.

Here is another example of duck imprinting

8) Singing and Dancing Duck

A duck, named Bengbeng, [apparently translates as 'Silly'] has become a celebrity for its singing, dancing and counting abilities according to the Dahe Daily.

Its owner, Du Xinai of Xingxiang city, China, takes the duck with him when he goes to the local agricultural market to buy vegetables each day.

The duck can be seen here wearing a small red scarf and a pair of tiny shoes. 'If you ask him to sing, he quacks rhythmically while shaking his head and body. He quite enjoys it. If you put up one finger, he quacks once, then twice with two fingers, and so on.'

Du says Bengbeng is also a good citizen, and always waits for the traffic lights.  Bengbeng has become quite a star.  Everywhere he goes, people welcome him like a super star.'

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