Funny Fishy Pictures

Funny Fishy Pictures that Amuse Will and Guy

Fishing will do a lot for a man, but it won't make him truthful. 

• Clever Pelicans
• Faithful Pelican Friends
• Cats Fishing
• Want a scratch? Big fishy picture
• That was a nice smile
• You tickle my ribs, and I will tickle yours

1) Clever Pelicans - Enquiring about the best fishing grounds

2) Faithful Pelican Friends - Waiting for Dinner

The Pelican

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth can hold more than his belly can,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week!
I'm damned if I know how the hell he can!

The above limerick was written by Dixon Lanier Merritt in 1910.

3) Cats Fishing - One of our favourite Funny Fishy Pictures

Funny Fishy One-liners

• Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
• The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
• The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
• Catfish have taste buds located on their whiskers.
• I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife.... best trade I ever made.

4) Want a scratch?

5) That was a nice smile - show me again?

6) You tickle my ribs, and I will tickle yours

7) The Bishop Takes a Stroll 

The Arch Bishop of Canterbury was walking along the cliffs at Dover.  He came upon two men hauling a third man ashore on the end of a rope. 'That's great compassion,' said the bishop, 'A man helping his fellow man stop him committing suicide'. 

As he was walking away, one man whispered to the other, 'Well, the bish sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing.'  

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