Global Warming Humor

Global Warming Humor

• Global Warming - Evidence Against
• Global Warming - Evidence For
• Globalization Defined

Global Warming - Evidence Against

Global Warming  - Not affecting these ducks in the snow

Incidentally, if there's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbour's.

Global Warming - Evidence For

1. 'According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.'  [Jay Leno, US comedian]
2. 'President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.' [Jay Leno]
3. 'Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.' [David Letterman] 
4. Sometimes ice crystals in the atmosphere make things appear differently than they actually are. This is not an optical illusion - it just looks like one. 
5. Clear Evidence of Global Warming - Trends in underwear.

Poor Ice Cream Van - Another victim of global warming

Globalization Defined

Finally, here is a definition of globalization I can understand:

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates’ technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Romanian illegals.

Poor Polar Bears Losing their Home (Sad rather than funny)

The underlying problem that these polar bears face is lack of food.  They need the ice to catch seals as they poke their heads up through the ice sheets.  Global warming melts the ice earlier each year, hence fewer opportunities for the polar bears to catch their food.

The above, and similar photos could haunt us as the face of global warming.

Another Polar Bear clinging on

Let us finish as we started - with humorous picture of global warming

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