Guy's Funny Lawn Mower Pictures

Guy's Funny Lawn Mower Pictures

At first it may appear that the topic of lawns, grass, lawn mowers and such like have no place on a humour website. Will and Guy thought that at first, and it was only after surfing the net that we discovered a number of funny, silly and plain hilarious items which we share with you here. Will dislikes mowing the lawn but loves the smell of fresh mown grass. As you can see from Guy's mower, [below] he loves careering around his garden in the summer months.

You may well be able to caption these photos better than we have and we encourage you to send in your own pictures and funny stories for which you will receive credit.

• Guy's Funny Lawn Mower
• How Guy Deals with Grass Cuttings
• Funny Lawn Mowers Hazards
• Lawn Mowing Jokes
• Keep Kids Off Your Lawn

Guy's Funny Lawn Mower

Above is my pride and joy - or my 'coup de grace'.  Bill, my next door neighbour has a drive-on mower and I wanted something to rival his machine.

Easter always marks the beginning of the lawn mowing season.  However, I always wait until May, when the grass is good and long before I start cutting.  Over the winter I have been making a few modifications for easier grass cutting. 

Note, I water my lawn with whisky, that's why it comes up half cut.

Guy's Front Lawn

As I love plant diversity in my lawn, I encourage yellow buttercups in April, then purple and clover in June and July.

Furthermore, I am the only person in my road that has an old fashioned push mower.  Everyone else in my road has a motor mower, some even have sit-on mowers, even thought they can barely turn them around as their gardens are so small.

Plan B - Cut The Grass Fast

Let the flagpole take the strain!

Dog Earns His Keep

Now we can bring you Hope, the German Shepherd dog, who will mow the grass for you.

Hope, from Sutton Coldfield, near Birmingham, England, who was the winner of National Pet of the Month in April 2008.  It is claimed that he is also able to play the piano.

Brilliant says Will

Reminds me of the old tale: Never keep a dog and bark yourself says Guy.

Guy Once had a Chinese Gardener

No Entrance to Greenland (See more Engrish)

 No Sleeping

'Perhaps if it's sleeping it won't grow,' said Guy's Chinese gardener

A More Menacing Grass Cutting Saga

A Newspaper cutting about 'Grass Cutting': You wouldn't believe it if you hadn't seen it, would you?

How Guy Deals with Grass Cuttings

Final Resting Place for the Big Grass Cuttings

What fun you can have moulding a haystack.

Meanwhile: Where's My Lawn Gone?

Where can I sit now my lawn's gone?

Still No Grass - Just Wishful Thinking!

Arthur Buliva took this picture in Accra,the capital of Ghana, West Africa.

Funny Lawn Mowers Hazards

Rare Picture of Lawn Chair Man

Weird Lawnchair Parking

Seen in Canada in 2008 - grab a prime position for the Santa Parade. Perhaps Larry Walters will utilise the space?  See more about Larry Walters  (Lawn Chair Man)

Unusual Lawn Mower Pictures

 Close encounter with a lawn mower

 Mow The Car

Under that funny lawn is a Beetle - See more VW pictures

Grass Flip-flops

Grass flip-flops developed by MisChief for Krispy Kreme: 'Each shoe has over 5,000 blades of grass and, if regularly tended to and watered, can last for over four months. We're giving them away to stressed out commuters so they can relax in their own mini-park.'

Lawn Mowing Jokes

Kevin and Bill were talking one day. 'My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the greengrocer's,' said Kevin.

'So were you able to find some?" enquired Bill.

'Well when I got to the shop, I asked the manager, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'  Kevin continued, 'The shopkeeper told me, 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'

• See more lawn mower jokes here

Keep Kids Off Your Lawn

Only in America.....

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