Funny Haircut Pictures and Barber Jokes

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Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
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• Haircut Sir?
• Chinese Hairdresser Scalps Customers
• Funny Barber Jokes
• A Bad Hair Day?
• Footballers Exchange Hair Tips
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Haircut Sir?

Chinese Hairdresser Scalps Customers

Zhang Yi and Yuan Sha Sha went for a 38 yuan ($5) haircut at Baolou International Beauty Salon in Zhengzhou, China.  However, the barbers charged them and extortionate 12,000 yuan $1,700.

This was the last straw for the authorities, who had already received numerous complaints of over-charging.  They acted and fined hair salon 500,000 yuan ($75,000).   Furthermore, much to the delight of local residents, the Zhengzhou authorities closed down the salon.

Another Close Shave?

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Funny Barber Jokes

A priest goes into a barber's shop sits down, gets a good haircut, thanks the barber, and asks how much he owes him.

The barber says, 'Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth there is no charge you.'

The priest blesses the barber and says, 'Thank you very much' and goes about his business. The next day, 10 gold coins magically appear on the barber's doorstep.

A few days later, a Buddhist monk goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, 'No money, please, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, it's on the house.'

The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 10 magnificent rubies.

The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay and the barber says, 'No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can't take any money from you, go in peace.'

Then the next day, the barber opens his shop to find 10 Rabbis waiting for a haircut.

Blue-rinse Meets Mohican

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A Bad Hair Day?

Berlin - A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said on Monday.

'He was too drunk to go to the toilet, 'said a police spokesman.' The next morning he put a switched-on hairdryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment.' When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.'

Firemen eventually put out the blaze.

As reported by the Reuters News Agency

Another Bad Hair Day?

Alan walks in to the barbershop.

The barber says, 'What will it be today?'
Alan replies says, 'Well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.'

The barber answers frowning, 'Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that?'
Alan says, 'That's how you cut it last time.'

Another Barber Joke

Paul enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

'I have just the thing,' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.'
Paul places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. 'And what if I swallow it?'

No problem,"' says the barber. 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.'

Chinese Style Haircut

A man gets a haircut featuring Tiananmen Gate at a barbershop, to commemorate the 60th anniversary [1949] of the founding of the People's Republic of China, in Zhengzhou, Henan.

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