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• Haircut Sir?
• Chinese Hairdresser Scalps Customers
• Barber Joke
• A Bad Hair Day?
• Footballers Exchange Hair Tips
• Bread Statue

Haircut Sir?

Chinese Hairdresser Scalps Customers

Zhang Yi and Yuan Sha Sha went for a 38 yuan ($5) haircut at Baolou International Beauty Salon in Zhengzhou, China.  However, the barbers charged them and extortionate 12,000 yuan $1,700.

This was the last straw for the authorities, who had already received numerous complaints of over-charging.  They acted and fined hair salon 500,000 yuan ($75,000).   Furthermore, much to the delight of local residents, the Zhengzhou authorities closed down the salon.

Barber Joke

A priest goes into a barber's shop sits down, gets a good haircut, thanks the barber, and asks how much he owes him.

The barber says, 'Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth there is no charge you.'

The priest blesses the barber and says, 'Thank you very much' and goes about his business. The next day, 10 gold coins magically appear on the barber's doorstep.

A few days later, a Buddhist monk goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, 'No money, please, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, it's on the house.'

The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 10 magnificent rubies.

The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay and the barber says, 'No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can't take any money from you, go in peace.'

Then the next day, the barber opens his shop to find 10 Rabbis waiting for a haircut.

A Bad Hair Day?

Berlin - A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said on Monday.

'He was too drunk to go to the toilet, 'said a police spokesman.' The next morning he put a switched-on hairdryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment.' When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.'

Firemen eventually put out the blaze.

As reported by the Reuters News Agency

Footballers Exchange Hair Tips

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