Aircraft and Funny Pilots Pictures

Aircraft and Funny Pilots Pictures

• Beware Low Flying Aircraft
• Basic Rules for Flying
• Tower to Cessna - What's your location
• Control Tower to Pilot
• Noisy Kite?

Beware Low Flying Aircraft

Cause of the Problem

We tracked down a possible cause of the broken sign.

Basic Rules for Flying

Basic Flying Rules for all pilots:

1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognised by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.

Tower to Cessna - What's your location

Cessna: 'Warren tower, Cessna 37245, student pilot, I am out of fuel.'

Tower: 'Roger Cessna, 37245 reduce airspeed to best glide. Do you have the airfield in sight?'

Cessna: 'Um……...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.'

Control Tower to Pilot

PQ872: 'Tower, give me a rough time-check.'
Tower: 'It's Thursday, sir.'

Pilot: '...Tower, please call me a fuel truck.'
Tower: 'Roger. You are a fuel truck.'

Pilot: 'Ground, LH-line 201, requesting start-up."
Tower: 'Sorry, LH-line 201, we don't have your flight plan. What is your destination?'

Pilot: 'To Edinburgh, like every Wednesday.'
Tower: 'But today is Thursday!'
Pilot: 'WHAT? But Thursday's our day off.'

Tower: 'You have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles.'
Pilot: 'Give us another hint, we have digital watches.'

Ground Control: '476WB, bear to the left, disabled aircraft on the right.'
Pilot: '476WB, Roger, I have the disabled aircraft in sight, but I don't see the bear yet.'

Noisy Kite?

A RAF [Royal Air Force] engineering officers joke:

What's the difference between a fighter pilot and his aircraft?
'The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.'

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