Differences Between Male and Female Brains

Funny Differences Between Male and Female Brains

Gender difference have always interested me.  While the physical difference between men and women are usually obvious; what fascinates more is the differences to be found 'under the bonnet' - as it were.  It is those hidden differences that the pictures below seek to explain.

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Female Brain

First, a picture of the Female brain with it's mysterious characteristics.

Female Brain - Funny bits

Male Brain

Below we have a picture of the male brain, observe that we now see how new areas have developed, while some parts have atrophied.  As ever a picture is worth a thousand words.

Male Brain - Funny bits

Further research on the differences between male and female brains still has a long way to travel.  Wrestling meaning from the similarities and differences between male and female brains is a challenge in the decades ahead, but a challenge that those of us who dedicate our lives to research of the hypothalamus anticipate with relish.  Professor David J. Etherington.

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Male and Female Ranking for the 7 Deadly Sins

Punishments for Committing a Deadly Sin:

  • Pride: Broken on the wheel
  • Lust: Roasted in fire and brimstone
  • Gluttony: Force-fed rats and toads
  • Sloth: Thrown into a snake pit
  • Avarice: Boiled in oil
  • Envy: Put in freezing water
  • Anger: Torn Limb from Limb
 Men   Women
Lust   1  Pride
Gluttony   2  Envy
Sloth   3  Anger
Anger   4  Lust
Pride   5  Gluttony
Envy   6  Avarice
Avarice   7  Sloth
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A simple enough question: 'Let's have a drink'.  However, we see a huge difference in response from men and women.  Firstly, note the much greater brain activity in the female, secondly note how focused the male is.

Let's have a drink

Funny Differences between men and women's brains

Let's have a drink - then go to bed

Funny Differences between men and women's brains

Beer Test

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. -- No further testing is planned.

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