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• Marriage one-liners
• International symbol of marriage approved
• More marriage quotes by the famous
• A bicycle made for two?

Marriage one-liners

• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette 
• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry 
• After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi 
• Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Alexandre Dumas 

International symbol of marriage approved

Geneva Switzerland: January 19th 2007.
Chairwoman: Ms Jane Plastique

The commission of human rights approved the following international symbol of marriage:

More Marriage one-liners

• The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?' Sigmund Freud 
• There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche
• I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous 
• By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates 
• week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Henry Youngman 
• 'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.' Sam Kinison 
• 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' James Holt McGavran 
• 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.' Patrick Murray 
• Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
  1). Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
  2). Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash 
• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Anonymous 
• Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.  Mae West
• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle 
• Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous 
• A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
• First man proudly, 'My wife's an angel!'  'Second man, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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