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Marriage one-liners

  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette 
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry 
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi 
  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Alexandre Dumas 

International symbol of marriage approved

Geneva Switzerland: January 19th 2007.
Chairwoman: Ms Jane Plastique

The commission of human rights approved the following international symbol of marriage:

International symbol of marriage approved

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More Marriage one-liners

  • The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?' Sigmund Freud 
  • There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous 
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates 
  • week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Henry Youngman 
  • 'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.' Sam Kinison 
  • 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' James Holt McGavran 
  • 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.' Patrick Murray 
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1). Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
    2). Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash 
  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Anonymous 
  • Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.  Mae West
  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle 
  • Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous 
  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
  • First man proudly, 'My wife's an angel!'  'Second man, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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