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- Marriage one-liners
- International symbol of marriage approved
- More marriage quotes by the famous
- A bicycle made for two?
Marriage one-liners
- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi
- Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Alexandre Dumas
International symbol of marriage approved
Geneva Switzerland: January 19th 2007.
Chairwoman: Ms Jane Plastique
The commission of human rights approved the following international symbol of marriage:
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More Marriage one-liners
- The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?' Sigmund Freud
- There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche
- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous
- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
- week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Henry Youngman
- 'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.' Sam Kinison
- 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' James Holt McGavran
- 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.' Patrick Murray
- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1). Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2). Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash - The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Anonymous
- Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. Mae West
- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle
- Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous
- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
- First man proudly, 'My wife's an angel!' 'Second man, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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