Funny Pictures: 'No' Signs Allowed

Will and Guy's Funny Pictures: 'No' Signs Allowed

These funny signs make Will and Guy think: who put them there, are the signs real or fake.  Is the resulting image funny, offensive, or just plain stupid.

• Funny No Swimming Signs
• No Footway
• Special Offer - No Fuel
• Entrance Only - Do Not Enter
• No Signs Allowed
• Obey This Sign
• Danger - Falling Off A Cliff Will Cause Injury
• No Dogs Allowed
• More Nonsense

No Swimming

Another Funny 'No Swimming' Sign

No Footway

We wonder if the above pair of signs could be reversed, merged, or changed.  Our idea is to make two wrongs in to one right.

Special Offer - No Fuel

Entrance Only - Do Not Enter

Here is another funny picture of a sign that defies logic.  Therefore, we deduce that these signs are genuine.

No Entry - Or Two Way Traffic?

This confusing combination of signs reminds Guy of driving in Spain, every side-street  seemed 'No Entry', the signs conspired to lock me into the city centre.

'No Signs Allowed' - The King of the pack

I wonder how this photo was composed.  Could it be a genuine picture?  Posed scene, or do we suspect software enhanced?  Our conclusion is a genuine funny picture: 'No Signs Allowed'.

Obey This Sign   Hmm...

Danger - Falling Off A Cliff Will Cause Injury

Genuine 'Danger' sign from Crater Lake National Park, Oregon USA, kindly sent in by Sharon Gould.

Please Do Not Run Into the Walls

To digress, talking of walls... 

No Dogs Allowed - All Dogs must be on a leash.  It's a Dog's Life

Footnote

Please send us your pictures featuring funny 'No' signs

More Nonsense

Tired of constantly being broke, and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife (with himself as the beneficiary), and arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of ' Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was 5,000 quid. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid SOMETHING up front. The man opened up his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the quid as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco. There, he surprised her in the produce department, and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath, and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband. And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared:

'ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A POUND AT TESCO.'

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