Shaun the Sheep is a cult TV programme that is sweeping the UK. It is rare that program, which is ostensibly designed for children, is loved by adults. Such programs only come around once in a
generation.
For me, the first T.V. programme designed for kids but loved by grown-ups was the legendary Magic Roundabout. The 1960's original was in French and starred Dylan, Florence and
Zebedee. However, Shaun the Sheep matches the Magic Roundabout as a programme guaranteed to put you in a good mood, yet leave you with something to think about.
Let us get into shape with Shaun
- (Also featured on ewe tube).
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If you live in the UK, then set your TV to BBC. Else, check out Shaun's site
A Welsh farmer says
that his pet sheep thinks she's
a sheepdog. Emlyn Roberts saved Rolo from death as a lamb and has since raised her at home with his
sheep dogs.
Rolo enjoys being taken for a walk on the lead, and also watching TV with her master, reports the North Wales Daily Post. She has even started herding with her sheep dog mates, although so far she's
only
been let loose on ducks.
Emlyn, of Pentir, Bangor, Wales, said, 'She is growing up exactly like a dog. You can tell she thinks of herself as a dog. You could have some real fun with her at Crufts
dog show. She can jump
through hoops and slide down a ramp just like the dogs. She's a very intelligent sheep - not like any other sheep at all. She sometimes comes into the house and sits there watching TV with us. She eats
absolutely anything you put in front of her. What she really likes is nuts. But anything you put down for the dogs, she'll help herself. She's
more than happy to eat dog food.'
Will and Guy were so surprised to find this photograph of a sheep
riding on a moped that we had to research further to find out why this
hilarious picture was published in the first place.
This picture, which is very definitely of a sheep on a moped, and comes
to us from Stompetoren in the northern Netherlands.
In Holland, sheep farmer Nick Honig, has adopted the unusual method of
transporting his sheep. We have learned that the reason for moving his sheep
by moped is that his farm is to vast to transport them in a traditional way
using sheepdogs as this would take too long. So, he has chosen this method
which we find funny as well as clever.
Australian Farmers Have Used Motorbikes For Some Time
A Sign Spotted In Ireland. What Can It Mean?
What did one sheep say to the other sheep?.....................
'After ewe.'
An Hilarious and Funny Sheep Story from Will and Guy
Martha and the Vicar:
The Reverend Maurice Bowler, a children's minister, was talking in Sunday
School at St Jude's, Southsea, about the 23rd Psalm.
Maurice told the children about sheep, that they weren't clever and
needed lots of guidance, and that a shepherd's job was to stay close to the
sheep, protect them from wild animals and keep them from wandering off and
doing dumb things that would get them hurt or killed.
Maurice pointed to the little children in the room and said that they
were the sheep and needed lots of guidance. Then Maurice put his hands out
to the side, palms up in a dramatic gesture, and with raised eyebrows said
to the children, 'If you are the sheep then who is the shepherd?' He was
pretty obviously indicating himself.
A silence of a few seconds followed. Then Martha, a young pupil,
exclaimed, 'Jesus! Jesus is the shepherd!'
Maurice, obviously caught by surprise, said to the youngster, 'Well then,
who am I?'
Martha frowned, thinking hard, and then said with a shrug, 'Well, I guess
you must be a sheep dog.'
Fly The Sheepdog: A Short Funny Tale
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Jerry the shepherd sent Fly, his trusty sheep-dog, out to gather and
count the flock to make sure none were missing.
Fly returns twenty minutes later and tells Jerry and says that there are
40 sheep.
Jerry splutters, '40? I only had 38 to begin with.'
Quick as a flash, Fly answers, 'Yep, but you told me to round
them up.'
Sheep takes a drink; notice that it appears to be standing on a box!
Why did Bo-Peep lose her sheep? She had a crook
with her.
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