As you walk around your neighbourhood, or travel on the bus or train, keep
your eye out for amusing notices in your area, meanwhile enjoy our pointless
signs.
Caution. This
sign has sharp edges. Could it be that the sign-writer needs to adjust their priorities? Ah
well, without such people there would be no amusing notices.
At the risk of being critical, even if the main message were splashed in big letters, is this phrase clear and unambiguous? 'The Bridge is
Out Ahead'.
That reminds me of a sign that I saw recently as I was driving along the motorway, 'Please use both lanes'. To be pedantic, does this mean that I should straddle the white line?
Surely the authorities meant, 'Please use either lane'.
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Pointless Signs
From the Road-side
Is the above pointless signboard genuine, or a put up job? What do you
think? Please send your Pointless Signs to Will and Guy.
Please don't throw your cigarettes on the floor. The cockroaches
are getting cancer. Often it's the ludicrousness of these notices that makes them so funny
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