Funny Pictures of Sleeping

Will and Guy's Humour - Funny Pictures of Sleeping

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. Joan Klempner

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1) Spark Out - Sleepy Child

Blissful sleep - Funny sleepy pictures

Some people can sleep like a baby - anywhere.

2) New uses for old shoes?

sleepy people

3) Cats are always sleeping

Sleepy Cat

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."  Charles M. Schulz

4) Sleepy Sea Lions

3 Sleeping Sea Lions

The littlest sea lion on the left is called Stella, we don't know the names of the others.

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5) Sleepy Bears

Sleepy bear cubs

Laugh, and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Keep Taking the Sleeping Pills

 An shattered man dragged himself in to the doctor's surgery.

'Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighbourhood.  Because they bark all night, I can't get any sleep.' he says.
'Try these new sleeping pills.' advised the doctor.

Next week the man returned: 'Doc, your pills aren't working.  I'm more tired than ever!'
'I don't understand', said the doctor, 'those are the strongest pills I have ever prescribed'

'That may be so,' answered the man wearily, 'but its hard enough to run each night and catch these dogs, let alone get them to take the tablets!' 

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