Cat and Tortoise

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1) Cat and Tortoise

Go on, give me a ride!

2) How to find your lost tortoise: How to find your lost tortoise

An animal lover was so fed up with looking for her tortoises she has fitted them with a tracker device.  Jane Williams, who runs a tortoise sanctuary from her home in Colchester, uses a handheld scanner to hunt down her 60 animals, reports the East Anglian Daily Times. The tracker device is attached to their shells with a removable sticky pad.

Ms Williams said, 'I think they are absolutely fantastic. Contrary to popular belief tortoises can actually move quite fast. They are real escape artists. They can climb walls, hide in bushes and bury themselves. We find them in all sorts of unusual places. It is amazing how difficult it can be to find them.'

See our Tortoise and Hippo story

3) Not much danger with a tortoise!

Please Don'

4) Talking of Walls...

Will and Guy wonder how do you say to the neighbours: 'I'm going on holiday next week. Will you water my plants while I'm away?'

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