Funny Tour de France Pictures
Funny Tour de France Pictures
- Yellow Centipede
- Muppets and all
- Unusual View of Real Tour de France
- Kiss this year's race good-bye
- How to discourage cars
- Bike after a mountain descent
- Who will be 'Le Patron' of the Tour de France in 2008?
- Sensational winner - Video report
Yellow Centipede, or a new bike for the team time trial?
A tandem rider was stopped by a gendarme. 'What've I done, officer?' asks the
rider.
'Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike a kilometre
back . . .'
'Mon Dieu', said the rider - 'I thought I'd gone deaf!'
Here they come - Muppets and all.
'Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.' Anonymous
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What drugs are these taking?
Unusual View of Real Tour de France
Kiss this year's race good-bye
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New robot team for next year's Tour de France
In 2007 the Tour de France Started in London
Laid-back style of the English preparation
My granny started cycling at 80 years old. She has been doing a steady 4 miles per day. The problem is now we don't know where on earth she is!
How they discourage cars when the Tour de France comes to town
Bike after a mountain descent of 25 hairpin bends in the Tour de France
Who will be 'Le Patron' of the Tour de France in 2008?
Traditionally the Tour de France has a Patron. A leader who rules the peloton like a medieval warlord rules his kingdom. Will and Guy remember back to the 1960s when Jacques Anquetil was lord of the peloton. Since then we have seen the role of Patron pass to Eddie Merckx, Bernard Hinault, Greg Lemond, Miguel Induráin and latterly, by Lance Armstrong. What's intriguing about the 2008 race is there is no natural Patron.
So what are the characteristics of a Patron? Firstly he has to be fierce rider; relentless at time trials, capable of sprouting wings on mountain stages. More than pure cycling ability, Le Patron has a dominant Alpha male personality. The final characteristics for dominating the peloton are the cunning of a fox, and the strategic planning of chess grandmaster.
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