Funny Tour de France Pictures

Funny Tour de France Pictures Beware - Cyclists

Yellow Centipede, or a new bike for the team time trial?

Bike or centipede

A tandem rider was stopped by a gendarme. 'What've I done, officer?' asks the rider.
'Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike a kilometre back . . .' 

'Mon Dieu', said the rider - 'I thought I'd gone deaf!'

 

Here they come - Muppets and all.

Tour de France - Muppet style

'Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.' Anonymous

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What drugs are these taking?

Muppets tour de France

Unusual View of Real Tour de France

Tour de France in shadow

Kiss this year's race good-bye

Kiss this year's race good-bye

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New robot team for next year's Tour de France

Cycle Gismo

In 2007 the Tour de France Started in London

Laid-back style of the English preparationTour de France London 2007

Tour de france topiary

My granny started cycling at 80 years old.  She has been doing a steady 4 miles per day.  The problem is now we don't know where on earth she is!

How they discourage cars when the Tour de France comes to town 

Funny sign to discourage cars 

Bike after a mountain descent of 25 hairpin bends in the Tour de France

Twisted Bike 

Who will be 'Le Patron' of the Tour de France in 2008?

Traditionally the Tour de France has a Patron.  A leader who rules the peloton like a medieval warlord rules his kingdom.  Will and Guy remember back to the 1960s when Jacques Anquetil was lord of the peloton.  Since then we have seen the role of Patron pass to Eddie Merckx,  Bernard Hinault, Greg Lemond, Miguel Induráin and latterly, by Lance Armstrong.  What's intriguing about the 2008 race is there is no natural Patron.

So what are the characteristics of a Patron?  Firstly he has to be fierce rider; relentless at time trials, capable of sprouting wings on mountain stages.   More than pure cycling ability, Le Patron has a dominant Alpha male personality.   The final characteristics for dominating the peloton are the cunning of a fox, and the strategic planning of chess grandmaster.


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