It is Easter that fixes the date of Shrove Tuesday. Leading up to Easter
is Lent with its
40 days of fasting. Just before Lent starts on Ash Wednesday, comes a day of eating
up all the naughty foods. In the olden days 'naughty foods', not allowed
in Lent, would be butter
and eggs - ideal for making pancakes.
Curiously, when calculating Lent, Sunday's don't count, hence Shrove Tuesday
is actually 47 days before Easter Sunday.
Dates for Shrove Tuesday
The earliest possible date for Shrove Tuesday is the 3rd of March, while the
latest possible date is the 9th of March.
In modern English, the word 'Shrove' has no meaning outside of pancake or
Shrove Tuesday. Academics can trace shrove to the past tense of the verb
shrive, which itself means absolution. This derivation helps to cement the
meaning of eating up luxury food before the penance of fasting during Lent.
If you bring to mind other old words such as Yuletide (Christmas) and
Eastertide, then it will be no surprise that there are lesser known '-tides',
Allhallowtide (Halloween), Whitsontide (Whitson) and Shrovetide. My point
is that Shrove Tuesday is the last day of Shrovetide.
In the 21st century, Shrove Tuesday is most strongly associated with
pancake activities.
The world record for cooking the biggest pancake was set in Rochdale,
Yorkshire, England in 1994. The super-pancake measured 15 metres in diameter and
weighed 3 tons.
Ralf Laue from Leipzig, Saxony, Germany broke the world record in 1997 by tossing a
pancake 416 times in two minutes.
Pancake races in various towns, most famously, in Olney, Buckinghamshire,
England.
Shrovetide football in Ashbourne, Derbyshire, England is something different,
a unique game. On Shrove Tuesday, and also on Ash Wednesday, the Up'ards play the Down'ards,
its a no hold's barred game of football with the goals three miles apart.
Instead of a kick-off, Shrovetide has a 'turning up' where a dignitary throws
the special ornate ball into the crowd and the game starts. The event
first came to the wider public's notice when in 1928 the then Prince of Wales
(Later abdicating King Edward VIII) got caught up in the mêlée. Without
modern-day protection officers he got sucked into the scrum and came out with
his nose bleeding.
The only rules are:
You must not intentionally cause harm to others
No motorised
vehicles
No hiding the ball in bags or rucksacks
No trespassing, especially in churchyards.
In 2008 there was a sensation when the Up'ards were accused of cheating by
having a counterfeit decoy ball. Each year a new ball is crafted with most
ornate design. The Down'ards claim that a crucial time they were
distracted by this fake impostor of a ball. To get any progress along the
3 mile pitch you need brains and subterfuge, as well as brawn and speed; selling
the proverbial dummy is OK, but introducing another ball threatens the integrity
of the game. The stewards' enquiry is likely to rumble on.
The Ripon traditional pancake race has been scrapped because of fears over health and
safety.
The event was revived 11 years ago and since then crowds have gathered in the
centre of Ripon, North Yorkshire, UK, on Shrove Tuesday.
Schoolchildren run down a cobbled street flipping pancakes after the start is
signalled by the ringing of the cathedral's ancient 'pancake bell' at 11 am.
Organisers reluctantly scrapped the popular event this year because of mounting
costs and bureaucracy linked to health and safety rules. The police wanted
more than £1,000, to control the event. In the past, local schools and
businesses have entered teams to race while tossing pancakes.
Organiser Councillor Bernard Bateman added, 'Health and safety has just gone
too far. It makes you think twice about even trying to hold events like this,
even though they are extremely popular, especially amongst children. The main
issue with health and safety is the cobbled street people could slip on, but it
causes us so much trouble just for a little issue. This stupidity never happened
previously. It's a shame that these issues stop the children enjoying such a
traditional event.'
Will and Guy can't help but agree with Mr Bateman. We also wonder if
this is just a UK problem, please let us know the Health and Safety
situation is in other countries.
Ingredients 150g / 6oz plain flour, sifted
pinch of salt
3 eggs
300ml / 12 fl oz milk mixed with 100ml / 4fl oz water
75g / 3oz butter
Special Shrove Tuesday ingredient - Sultanas. Add about 20 currants,
raisins or sultanas (best) to the mixture when it's in
the frying pan.
Method
Sift the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl. Top tip: Hold the sieve
high above the bowl so the flour gets an airing. Break the eggs into
the flour (naturally no shells). Then whisk the eggs, a fork is fine, but lovers
of gismos
may prefer to use an electric whisk. Another tip: leave the mixture for 30
minutes for any difficult lumps to dissolve naturally.
Now you are ready to add small quantities of the milk and water mixture, keep whisking
until you get the consistency of thin cream. You always get lumps, but
have
faith, eventually they will dissolve into the mixture. Next melt the butter in a pan.
Spoon the butter into the batter and whisk it in. Tip: use kitchen paper
to smear the pan with butter before you make each pancake.
Cooking the Pancakes:
Get the pan smoking hot, then turn the heat down to medium.
By all means experiment with various thicknesses, but my opinion is that thinner
is better, aim more for crêpes rather than
crumpets. Here is where you add those sultanas, I think about 20 is right,
but be flexible.
Trick: As soon as the batter hits the hot pan, tip the mixture around from
side to side to get the base evenly coated with batter. It should take
only half a minute to cook the first side. The first pancake is often a bit
leathery - no worries, the rest will be fine.
Here is a high risk, high reward strategy - toss your pancake. Remember that 'leathery'
first pancake? Use it to practice your tossing. The secret is to flick
the wrist so that you give the pancake a slow spin, then bring the pan down in sympathy with the
flipping pancake.
To serve:
Squeeze fresh lemon juice (else use one of those plastic lemon juice bottles)
Some like sugar sprinkled on their pancakes (not me)
Option 1:
Spread maple syrup.
Option 2: Crêpes Suzette variation:
Add one finger of warm brandy to the cooked pancake then set fire with a match.
(If you are not a poser, you are better off drinking the brandy as a chaser.)
Roll-up your pancake with a fork then cut pieces of your 'tube'.
Secret - Eat your pancakes fresh; re-heated pancakes lose their texture
compared with those straight out of the pan.
A Welshman, an Englishman and an American were having a drink.
At first they talked about cars and farms, and true to form, the American had
the swankiest car and the biggest farm. Then they got to talking about
children's names.
'My son was born on St David's Day', remarked the Welshman, 'So - look you,
we obviously Christened him David.'
'That's a real coincidence', observed the Englishman', My son was born on
Michaelmas Day, 29th of September, so we decided to call him Michael.'
'That's remarkable', piped up the American, 'Exactly the same thing
happened with my son Pancake.'
Why Pancake Day is celebrated less in the USA
Much of America celebrates Mardi Gras on the day before Lent. That's
the same day as Shrove Tuesday, and as there is no contest between pancakes and
a parade followed by a party, Shrove Tuesday gets overlooked anywhere where they
celebrate Mardi Gras. Incidentally Mardi is the French for Tuesday and
Gras means fat.
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