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Will and Guy's Sports JokesNot many commentators have had a new word named after them. David Coleman
was the inspiration for calling commentary gaffes - Colemanballs. The term was first used for a blooper at the Montreal Olympics in 1976. While describing an 800m race David Coleman said: That's
the fastest time ever
run - but it's
not as fast as the world record A truly international
field, no Britons involved. For those of you watching who do not have television
sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. Steve is going for the pink ball - and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical. Britain's
last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62. Cram nailed his colours to
the mast and threw down the Great Pretender Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't
be surprised to see her at the front She hasn't
run faster than herself before Born in America. John returned to his native Japan Ingrid Kristiansen then has
smashed the world record, running the 5000 metres in 14:58.89. Truly amazing. Incidentally, this is a personal best for Ingrid Kristiansen. We estimate, and this isn't
an estimation, that
Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind He's
31 this year. Last year he was 30 It's
raining and the track is wet!
It's
obvious these Russian swimmers are determined to do well on American soil And the line up for the final of the Women's
400 metres hurdles includes
three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman. Footnote �Out-takesThe Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time ...and finally she tastes the sweet smell of success And there's
no 'I love you'
message because Steve Ovett has married the girl
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