Tommy Cooper

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Strange But True Stories that Amuse Will and Guy

It's funny how fact is always stranger than fiction. A good strange but true always leaves a lingering thought. Hmmm... that could have happened to someone that I know.

Strange But True Stories

Only in America - Strange But True

A man from Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbour's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard, as was the man. The award was less than sought because the jury felt that the man who, at the time, was shooting the animal repeatedly with a pellet gun might have provoked the dog.

The Bull

A bull in a field caught his head in between the bars of a feeder. The RSPCA inspector and the Fire Brigade were called to the farm to free the animal. Six hefty firemen and the inspector wrestled with the beast and eventually pulled its head from between the bars. The bull was, by now, very angry and turned snorting at the men and began to attack them.

After Dinner Stories

Strange but True Story - Woman, 86, Arrested in Pizza Row

An 86-year-old woman has been arrested for calling emergency services because she couldn't get a pizza delivered. Dorothy Densmore, of Charlotte, North Carolina, spent two nights behind bars after dialling ' 911' 20 times in 38 minutes. Angry she could not get the meal delivered to her home, she demanded police arrest the pizza proprietors, reports the BBC.

She told police that she had been called a ' crazy old coot' by someone at the pizza shop. Mrs Densmore, who is 5ft tall and weighs seven stone, has also been charged with resisting arrest. A police spokeswoman said the octogenarian scratched, kicked and bit the hand of the officer. She has now been released from jail, pending a court appearance in July, after a judge ordered a medical evaluation.

Well as our in depth reporter said, 'That takes the biscuit' .

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