Strange But True Story - Eccentric
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1) Protest Cartwheel from Brighton to London
Fact is always stranger than fiction. We British produce a top class eccentric.
An artist is attempting to cartwheel from Brighton to London to protest about people taking stones from beaches. Mark McGowan, 37, from Peckham, says bylaws stopping people from taking stones to decorate their gardens should be enforced more firmly.
Two years ago Mr McGowan pushed a monkey nut for seven miles to Downing Street with his nose. What next?
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2) Four Casualties Instead of One
Once again fact is stranger than fiction
An old lady dialled 999 after falling over in her house at Iffley, Oxfordshire. She didn't wake the other members of the family. As the ambulance men were carrying her out of the front door on a stretcher, her son roused from his slumbers by the noise staggered onto the landing, panicked at the sight of strange men in his home, and tripped all the way downstairs, knocking himself out.
His wife came rushing out of the bedroom to see what was wrong. Observing her husband lying on the hall floor, she promptly fainted and fell downstairs herself. The paramedics now had three casualties to take to A&E instead of one.
The tally rapidly became four when the family dog rampaged furiously into the hall, and inflicted an indignant bite on the bottom of one of the ambulance men. A spokesman for the Oxford Ambulance Service said, 'It was quite a night, actually.'
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3) Beginner's Mistake?
One of the nursing students from the local community college was supposed to collect a sterile urine specimen from her patient. Imagine the surprise on the staff nurse's face when they found the student sterilising the urine in the unit kitchen - by boiling it on the stove.
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