Why did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?

Why did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?

• Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road .…..

• C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.

• C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you' d simply refer to him on the other side.

• COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
     IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
          THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
          VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
          ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
      ELSE
      GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

• Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side frazzled.

• Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

• Gopher Chicken: Tried to run but got flattened by the Web chicken.

• Intel Pentium Chicken: The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.

• Iomega Chicken: The chicken should have ' backed up' before crossing.

• Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)

• Linux Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!

• Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it how to cross the road.

• Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.

• OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

• OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

• Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.

• VB Chicken: USHighways!<TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)

• Microsoft's Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. What's more its just bought the road.

• Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but when you cook it still tastes like........ chicken.

• XP Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

• The Longhorn Chicken had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista.

• The Vista Chicken dazzled itself with its own graphics.

• The Vesta Chicken was eaten by my old friend 'Mad Mick'

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