Funny Test for Football Players

Funny Test for Football Players

For some years now the FA in England has encouraged young professional football players to attend college.   Because the length of a football player's playing life is relatively short, football players ought to obtain qualifications for their future careers.

Here are Questions from the Football College Entrance Exam

Instructions:
You must answer two (2) or more questions correctly to qualify.

1. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY
2. What language is spoken in France?  
3. Give a lecture on the Roman Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of GEORGE Bush.
4. What religion is the Pope? [mark only one] (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d) Swedish (e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 metres?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? [Approximate]
8. What are people in England's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) NORTHERNERS
9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

FOR BONUS MARKS: Using your fingers, count from 1-5

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