Will and Guy's Test For People Who Know Everything

Will and Guy's Test For People Who Know Everything

Answers (Simple)

1. Boxing.

2. Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.

3. Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. Baseball.

5. Strawberry.

6. The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

7. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.

8. Period (full stop), comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

9. In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.

9a. Port Vale Football club play at Vale Park.

10 Baseball:  Batter hit by a pitch; passed ball; catcher interference; catcher drops third strike; fielder's choice; and being ' Walked' by the pitcher.

10a Cricket, Bowled, Stumped, LBW, Run Out, Caught, Hit ball twice, Hit Wicket, Handled ball, Obstructing the fielder and the one everyone forgets - Out of time.

11. Lettuce.

12. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, snowshoes, stockings and skates

Well, now you know! Feel any smarter?

Answers (Complete)

(1) There's one ' sport' in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?

1. Boxing.

(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

2. Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.

(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

3. Asparagus and rhubarb.

(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defence, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?

4. Baseball.

(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. Strawberry.

(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw.' They are all common. Name two of them.

7. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.

(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?

8. Period (full stop), comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation mark (point), quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

(9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the ' Los Angeles Lakers?'

9. In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.

(9a) For English readers, What is the Vale referred to in Vale Park.

9a. Port Vale Football club play at Vale Park.

(10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit.  Being designated a pinch-runner is one way. Name the other six.

10. Batter hit by a pitch; passed ball; catcher interference; catcher drops third strike; fielder's choice; and being ' Walked' by the pitcher.

(10a) For English and Colonial readers, there are 10 ways of being out in Cricket.  Hit the ball twice is one. Can you name the other 9.

10a Cricket, Bowled, Stumped, LBW, Run Out, Caught, Hit ball twice, Hit Wicket, Handled ball, Obstructing the fielder and the one everyone forgets - Out of time.

(11) It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh.  What is it?

11. Lettuce.

(12) Name six things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter ' S.'

12. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, snowshoes, stockings and skates

Well, now you know! Feel any smarter?

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