Here are Will and Guy's collection of hoaxes from April
Fool's Day 2009. No doubt, these same types of pranks will be a rich source of
hoaxes for the 2010 season.
1. An elaborate April Fool's Day hoax featuring video footage of the
world's first "flying hotel" in a converted helicopter. The viral email clip
appears to show a Russian-made Mil V-12 being used as the first-ever flying
five star "Hotelicopter".
Will and Guy have found out that it claims to have 18 luxurious rooms;
apparently the hotel guarantees a first class, unique and memorable
experience. We learn that hundreds of prospective passengers fell for this
trick which transpires to have been an elaborate marketing ploy.
2. The Sun newspaper has published a spoof that England fans [preparing
for tonight's Wold Cup qualifier at Wembley] would have to stand through the
world's longest national anthem: some at six and a half minutes, before the
World Cup qualifier against Ukraine.
3. The Daily Express records that a British inventor has created an
invisible car to allow motorists to beat speed cameras.
4. The Daily Mail has a photograph making it appear as if the British
Home Secretary, Mrs Jacqui Smith was walking out of a branch of an Ann
Summers sex shop.
5. The Guardian reports that it was to become the first newspaper in the
world to abandon print and be published exclusively on the social networking
site Twitter.
6. The Times produces a photograph of what appear to be "tartan" sheep.
7. Finally, The Daily Telegraph claims that harnessing the power of fish
swimming through a river could hold the key to meeting Britain's future
electricity needs.
Please let us know what April fool jokes have been played in your neck of
the wood. We will publish the best and give credit to everyone who sends a
story to us.
Google are beginning to make a name for themselves as April Fool's Day
pranksters. In 2009 they offered an "autopilot" tool for Gmail.
The idea was it would send out the appropriate automated responses to
messages. "As more and more everyday communication takes place over email,
lots of people have complained about how hard it is to read and respond to
every message. This is because they actually read and respond to all their
messages," said Google.
Google introduced the CADIE artificial intelligence service, which stands
for Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity, it had a "mind
of her own" and the potential to "change the world". Its Google Brain Search
tool would use CADIE technology to index web users' brains, "improving the
speed and accuracy of memory retrieval" and eliminate "tip of the tongue
syndrome". CADIE even had its own logo a cartoon panda with her own website.
In another development Google announced that its Chrome web browser would
be available in 3D. Furthermore, Google provided printable red and
blue 3D glasses in case web users don't have a pair at home.
Google has a long history of April Fools pranks. In 2000, it launched
MentalPlex, a search technology that could read people's minds, eliminating
the need to physically type in search queries, while in 2004, the company
said it had established a research facility on the moon.
While back in 2004 the launch of Gmail in 2004 was erroneously considered
an April Fools prank, potential users simple could not believe the offer's
free 1 GB of online storage.
This could be a double bluff. The Conficker.c virus could become
virulent on April 1st 2009. What seems to have happened is that
thousands, possibly millions of machines have been infected, but so far
the infection has not done anything malicious. However, on April
1st a master computer may be programmed to gain control of these
infected zombie machines. One possible outcome it that the virus
manifests self as invitations to buy a variety of fake products.
Another possibility is the April Fool's Day virus is another hoax.
A quick way to see if your computer has been infected is to see if you
have received any automatic updates in the last month. If so, then
all is well.
Stop press: Conficker.c exploits a vulnerability that
Microsoft patched last October as part of Microsoft Security Bulletin
MS08-067 (see URL below). However, about 25% of all Windows
machines worldwide are still not protected against this vulnerability.
The Department of Finance is considering ELECTRONIC TAGGING for "tax
exiles" in advance of next week's budget. The measure is aimed at monitoring
the presence in the State of individuals who claim to be non-resident for
tax purposes.
Last year, 5,803 people claimed non-residency for tax. The Revenue
believes that 440 of those are "high net worth" individuals. "These are
the people who we'd be aiming this proposal at," a spokesman for the
department said. Foreign-based Irish millionaires can avoid Irish tax if
they spend fewer than 183 days in the State. Last November, Minister for
Finance Brian Lenihan abolished the so-called "Cinderella" rule, whereby an
individual is not deemed to have spent a day in the country if they leave by
midnight.
"We're still concerned that there are a few fairy tales being told about
where people are actually living," said the spokesman.
Electronic tagging is a form of non-surreptitious surveillance consisting
of an electronic device attached to a person, usually certain criminals,
allowing their whereabouts to be monitored. The devices locate themselves
using GPS and report their position back to a control centre via a mobile
phone network.
The devices are usually built into ankle monitors, which are designed to
be tamper-resistant and will alert the authorities to tampering attempts.
According to the spokesman, certain technical issues remain to be resolved
before the plan is implemented.
"For example, many of these people have 'panic rooms' in their homes to
protect themselves against criminals," he said. "We're not absolutely sure
of the technicalities, but if these rooms are lead-lined, they might block
the signal from the electronic tag. "In theory it might be possible for a
high-net-worth individual to remain in a panic room for days or even weeks
without us knowing."
The Office of the Revenue Commissioners is in discussions with a US-based
high-technology security company, FailProof, on providing the service.
Footnote: April Fool's Day article kindly sent in by
Brian Kearney
One of the world's leading luxury cruise operators is about to announce
the launch of a new credit crunch cruise liner, 40 per cent of which will be
owned by its passengers on a time-share basis.
The ship concerned is an old classic which has been quietly renovated in
one of Europe's biggest shipyards and expected to be re-launched from
Southampton in June 2009.
Initially, time shares will be available through the national press and
by applying on-line on the cruise operator's website. Time share holders can
take up to six brief luxury cruises a year. Tickets will also be
available to non-time share holding customers on a strictly
first-come-first-served basis for specially reduced rates that match or are
well below prices for similar cruises by other operators.
All of the ship's usual facilities will be available to time-share
passengers including the bargain liner's leisure suite, theatre/cinema,
crèche and library; although the swimming pool will only be heated for a few
hours in the morning to encourage passengers to take a swim rather than have
a shower.
Other measures to keep costs down and ensure that time share holders get
value for money will include passengers making up their own cabins. The
cruise ship's laundry will, as usual, be self service but energy-inefficient
tumble dryers will be replaced by environmentally-friendly washing lines
hung from the ship's mast and funnel.
All passengers will be encouraged to make their own entertainment by
participating in karaoke, amateur dramatics, and stand-up comedy.
Midnight buffets will be replaced by vending machines selling drinks and
snacks at reasonable prices. Passengers will also be encouraged to bring on
board their own alcoholic drinks - to keep their extras down. All meals will
be served on re-usable plastic plates which, at the end of each cruise, will
be burnt in the ship's furnaces with other waste to reduce fuel costs.
One cruise industry insider remarked last night that, "...there is general
agreement in the industry that we must do everything we can to encourage
more people to take a cruise for there has been significant investment in
recent years and we must look to the future.
"No doubt many potential passengers would like to to own shares in a
cruise ship for it would guarantee holidays afloat for themselves and their
families and friends for many years to come, at an affordable price."
April Fool's gone past
You're the biggest fool at last
When April Fool comes again
You'll be the biggest fool then
The origin of this ditty is Hampshire, England. The meaning is that you
cannot play any more April Fool's jokes after midday, or else you become the
fool.
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