Valentine Angels and Cupids

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Angels have a rich theology and mythology.  Angels invariably have wings and a halo.  They are angels of mercy, and in the case of Cupid, the Valentine angel, he always has his bow ready to fire an arrow into the heart of your beloved.

Other angels carry religious messages, most notably the Archangel Gabriel who foretells of Mary's conception and the birth of Jesus.  There is a common belief that angels are the souls of dead babies.

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Valentine Angel Jokes

  • Peter aged 7.  'Angels don't eat much, but they drink a lot of milk from Holy Cows.'
  • Veronica aged 8. 'I don't understand about Valentine angels; why when a girl fancies a boy, they get an angel to shoot arrows at him.
  • Bert aged 25.  'My wife's an angel'.
    Don aged 57.  'Your lucky, mine is still alive'.

Another Good Angel JokeValentine jokes

Just before Valentine's Day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.  He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.  So he called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.  When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.

Well, he thought for a moment and said, maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another point of view.  So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned she went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.

God said this was not good. So He decided to email the 5% that were good and He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that email said?
Ah, so you didn't get one either?

Baseball Angels
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? 

In the big innings, Eve stole first, Adam stole second.  Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son walked home.  The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What Does An Angel Look Like?

  • Angels come in all shapes and sizes; all ages and skin types.
  • For example, the little old lady who returned your purse last week.
  • They come disguised as enemies, teachers, students, even fools.
  • Like the taxi driver who told you that your eyes light up the world, when you smile.
  • They don't take life too seriously, they travel light.
  • Remember the small child who showed you the wonder in simple things.
  • An angel leaves no forwarding address, they ask nothing in return.
  • Like the poor man who offered to share his lunch with you.
  • Like the rich man who showed you that it really is all possible, if only you believe.
  • Remember the stranger who just happened to come along, when you had lost your way.
  • Think back to the friend who touched your heart, when you didn't think you had one.
  • Some cherubs have freckles, some have dimples, think of some with wrinkles, some without.
  • They are hard to find when your eyes are closed, but when you choose to see, angels are everywhere you look.
  • So, open your eyes and count all your Angels; for you are truly blessed.

The reason that angels can fly is because they take themselves lightly.
G.K. Chesterton.

You'll meet more angels on a winding path than on a straight one.
Daisey Verlaef.

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Children's Funny Ideas About AngelsBe my Valentine - NO!

Item sent to Will and Guy by Kelvin Bowler a Primary Schoolteacher and old teaching friend.

  • When it gets cold, angels go north for the winter. Sara,6.
  • Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. Mitchell, 7.
  • Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it. Vicki, 8.
  • I hear funny angels all the time in my dreams. And I'm sticking with that no matter how many people tell me I'm crazy. Molly, 8.
  • My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. Henry, 8.
  • Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter. Jared, 8.
  • All angels are girls because they've got to wear dresses and boys don't go for it. Antonia, 9.
  • Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why but scientists are working on it. Olive, 9.
  • Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel, 9.
  • It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. Matthew, 9.
  • My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. Katelyn, 9.
  • When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
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Angels Remind Us.....Cupid Love story

Angels might be here to remind us of our spiritual dimension.

  • Angels also might be here to remind us:
  • To seek the best in ourselves at all times no matter who is watching or not watching. Integrity is a virtue they wish to remind us to practice at all times.
  • They act as role models to help and give to others. They constantly are reminders to help and give without expectation of anything in return.
  • Angels remind us to 'lighten up' in our lives and have a little fun. They know that families who laugh together stay together. Laughter is healing and those angels love to see the lighter side of life.
  • So no matter whether you believe or not believe in Angels, they certainly add to the magic, fun and joy associated with the celebrations and festivities of Valentines' Day and Christmas.

Will and Guy's Favourite Five Angel Quotes Children's Funny Ideas

  • Do not neglect hospitality, for through it some have unknowingly entertained angels.  Hebrews
  • We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and direct us; and God has provided for this, by appointing his angels to be our teachers and guides.  Saint Thomas Aquinas
  • We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.  Chekov
  • These things I warmly wish for you: Someone to love, some work to do, A bit o' sun, a bit o' cheer, And a guardian angel always near.  Irish Blessing
  • True friends are like angels. They are precious and rare, and false friends are like leaves, found everywhere.

Twelve Thought Provoking Angel Sayings

It is not known precisely where angels dwell; whether in the air, the void, or the planets. It has not been God's pleasure that we should be informed of their abode. Voltaire

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  1. I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit. Mae West
  2. A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint. Albert Schweitzer
  3. Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. G. K. Chesterton
  4. Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels. The Bible
  5. In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular. George Bernard Shaw
  6. It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God only. William Blake
  7. It's easy to be an angel when you are in heaven. Anonymous
  8. We are each of us angels with only one wing, to fly we need only embrace each other. Anonymous
  9. The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone. George Elliot
  10. Philosophy will clip an angel's wings. John Keats
  11. All God's angels come to us disguised. James Russell Lowell
  12. Music is well said to be the speech of angels. Thomas Carlyle

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Funny Angels for Christmas

Guardian Angels

'From infancy to death human life is surrounded by their angels watchful care and intercession.  Beside each believer stands an angel as protector and shepherd leading him to life.'

Earth's Angel Poem For Valentine's Day

God's Angels are depicted,
All wearing pretty wings....
Along with a golden harp,
Sweet music that they sing.

Don't overlook Earth's Angels,
We see them everywhere....
In the daily deeds they do,
Because they truly care.

Cupid - Valentine Day Poem / Song Cupid Valentine Poem

Cupid, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Straight to my lover's heart for me
for me

Cupid, please hear my cry
And let your arrow fly
Straight to my lover's heart for me

Now I don't mean to bother you
But I'm in distress
There's danger of me losing all of my happiness
For I love a girl who doesn't know I exist
And this you can fix

So, Cupid, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Straight to my lover's heart for me
Nobody but me

Cupid, please hear my cry
And let your arrow fly
Straight to my lover's heart for me

Now, Cupid, if your arrow makes his love strong for me
I promise I will love him until eternity
I know between the two of us his heart we can steal
Help me if you will

So, Cupid, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Straight to my lover's heart for me
Nobody but me

Cupid, please hear my cry
And let your arrow fly
Straight to my lover's heart for me

Now, Cupid, don't you hear me calling you, I need you,
Cupid, help me.

Words by Sam Cooke.

 

Ode To the Christmas Tree Angel

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The time had come around again it was time to get our tree
In the car we piled us boys, my sister on mum's knee
Out into the country, dad drove for miles and miles
When at last he found the place, we could not contain our smiles.

Dad headed to the tall pine trees, his sharpest axe in hand
Dutiful behind him trailed his merry little band
At last he spied the one he sought, a sapling straight and tall
"This will please your mum" he said, indeed it pleased us all.

With swift clean strokes he had in no time cut it down
We placed the tree atop the car and headed back to town
The decorating of the tree this year would be supervised by Mum
The final piece, "The Angel" would be placed by the youngest one.

This year my baby brother would be helped by sis and me
But as we lifted baby up we tripped and fell into the tree
Tangled in the trimmings we rode the tree as down it came
Mid tears and cries right through the lounge room window pane.

I carried on tradition with my children every year
But when it came to "Angel" time up came a nagging fear
Of breaking glass and angels wings and the message that it sent
To place my tree in a great big pot in reinforced cement!

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