Valentine's Day Love Stories

Valentine's Day Love Stories

1. Love and Marriage
2. Valentine Present - For Him
3. Valentine Passion Extinguished
4. A Prayer... for women
5. Valentine's Day in the Zebra World
6. Valentine's Day Love Story - Swans
7. Bertrand Russell's prudent words

1) Love and Marriage

• A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
• Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.  After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man
• A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.'
• A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, 'If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!' The wife replied, 'My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here.'

2) Valentine Present - For Him

You'll never guess what I've bought you for Valentine's Day

2b) Say I love you - with Post-it notes

Claire Northcott decided to declare her love for boyfriend Gordon Husband by writing it on 500 Post-it notes. She then stuck them all over his pick-up truck.  Ms Northcott, 33, said, 'I spent over an hour-and-a-half writing the notes with felt-tip.'

Mr Husband was understandably surprised when he spotted his vehicle outside the flat the couple share in Paignton, Devon, UK. 'He said it was the most romantic thing anyone had ever done for him,' observed Claire.

3) Valentine Passion Extinguished

An Austrian 'Romeo' burnt the house down after making a giant heart out of blazing candles.

Hannes Pisek, 20, from Hoenigsberg in the province of Styria, used 220 candles to make a huge heart on the floor of his flat. He then lit them and went to pick up his girlfriend from work - but the plan backfired when the flat caught fire.

Pisek was left out in the cold as firemen battled to bring the blaze under control. He has now lost his home and his girlfriend - she left him afterwards and has moved back with her parents.

4) A Prayer... ......for women..................................

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

5) Valentine's Day in the Zebra World

6) Valentine's Day Love Story - Swans

The swan that fell in love with a pedal boat is back courting its plastic lover after spending the winter in a local zoo

Swans choose a partner for life but the rare Black Australian swan nicknamed Petra made the mistake of falling for a pedal boat designed to look like a swan; and when Petra's pedal boat lover refused to fly south for the winter Petra also remained, a move that could have killed her as the cold weather arrived.

In the end though local zoo chiefs took pity on the swan and gave her and her boat boyfriend a place to spend the winter, and this week the pair were once again on the lake together. According to biologists in Muenster, north-western Germany, Petra has been circling its plastic lover, staring endlessly at it and making crooning noises, all the typical signs of a swan in love.

The boat in the meantime is still being hired out to families who want to picnic on the Aasee lake - where the star-crossed lovers have become a tourist attraction. Zoo director, Joerg Adler said, ‘This arrangement could go on forever, the swan obviously believes it has found a partner for life.'

7) Bertrand Russell's prudent words

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. 

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