I've often wished
to have a Friend With whom my sweetest hours to spend To whom I safely might impart Each wish and weakness of my heart Who might in every sorrow share And mingle with my grief a tear For whom
alone I wish to be And who would only wish for me And to secure my bliss for life I'd wish that friend to be my Wife.
'Come, let's
be a comfortable couple and take care of each other!
How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to
and sit with.
Let's
be a comfortable couple.
Now do, my dear!'
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion - I have shudder'd at it. I shudder no more. I could be martyr'd for my religion Love is my religion
And I could die
for that. I could die for you.
I wish you were my Valentine
Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.
I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.
There is in you a loveliness
That makes my darkness shine,
And so I'll wait, if wait I must,
To be your Valentine.
My Funny Valentine Sweet Comic Valentine You Make Me Smile
With My Heart You're Looks Are Laughable, Unphotographable
Yet You're My Favorite Work Of Art Is Your Figure Less Than Greek
Is Your Mouth A Little Weak When You Open It To Speak Are You
Smart Don't Change A Hair For Me Not If You Care For Me Stay
Little Valentine Stay Each Day Is Valentine's Day
Cupid, draw back your bow And let your arrow go Straight to my
lover's heart for me for me
Cupid, please hear my cry And let your arrow fly Straight to my
lover's heart for me
Now I don't mean to bother you But I'm in distress There's danger
of me losing all of my happiness For I love a girl who doesn't know I
exist And this you can fix
So, Cupid, draw back your bow And let your arrow go Straight to my
lover's heart for me Nobody but me
Cupid, please hear my cry And let your arrow fly Straight to my
lover's heart for me
Now, Cupid, if your arrow makes his love strong for me I promise I
will love him until eternity I know between the two of us his heart we
can steal Help me if you will
So, Cupid, draw back your bow And let your arrow go Straight to my
lover's heart for me Nobody but me
Cupid, please hear my cry And let your arrow fly Straight to my
lover's heart for me
Now, Cupid, don't you hear me calling you, I need you, Cupid, help me.
Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains
Life's sweet mystery. Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange
And there's nothing in life That love cannot change. Love can
transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendour And
sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For
it sees with its heart And not with its mind. Love is the answer
That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks.
Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic,
Is life's sweet mystery.
Cabbage always has a heart; Green beans string along. You're such a
Tomato, Will you Peas to me belong? You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care; So Lettuce get together, We'd make a perfect
Pear. Now, something's sure to Turnip, To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me Let's let our tulips meet. Don't Squash
my hopes and dreams now, Bee my Honey, dear; Or tears will fill
Potato's eyes, While Sweet Corn lends an ear. I'll Cauliflower shop
and say Your dreams are Parsley mine. I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my Valentine.
Author Unknown
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