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Cats and Dogs at Play - Free PowerPoint PresentationWill and Guy have put together this PowerPoint Presentation showing cats and dogs caught playing in amusing poses. The slides develop a narrative of their own, all centred on the word - fun. Kitten - Just hanging aroundΔCat showing a fine balancing act
♪Now its the dogs turn to have some funA dog out For a ride in the car
фDog's revengeHere is one for all those dogs that have been tormented by clever smart cats.
Free PowerPoint Slide Show - Cats and Dogs at Play
Free PowerPoint Slide Show - Cats and Dogs at Play ♦Cats and Dogs at Play
Will and Guy did not breed these cats and dogs. We didn't even take all the pictures, our contribution was to select the images and create the cat and dog PowerPoint Presentation. Cat-ching On By Charlene WexlerI've been trying hard to make Tyrone into a dog, but it just isn't working. Having been a dog person for the majority of my 60-some odd years, I really don't know what to do with a cat. Why do I have Tyrone? An empty nester, retired and living in the country, I wanted no more pets to take care of and worry about. Then this adorable black and white tabby started to hang around, and I fed him. You know how that goes. After spending money on shots and surgery to get him spayed, I had to let him move in. I reasoned that it was a good idea to have an animal around to help protect me. With fond memories I thought about how our collie, Charley, barked loudly and circled around any visitors before letting them near me. Tyrone is almost as big as a small coyote, and as fierce as any predator. I watched him narrow his eyes, hiss fiercely, and stretch out his paws when the neighbor's cat dared to step on our property. So I felt safe having him around--that is until a stranger rang our doorbell and Tyrone made a beeline for unknown parts. When I called him he looked back with an expression that said, "Lady, you are on your own. I take care of myself only!" The most disturbing part of having a cat, as opposed to a dog, is the cat's ability to jump. Here I was entertaining some new neighbors with a gourmet lunch, when I noticed the cat extending his body and surveying the table top. Being new to cats, I hadn't realized he was planning to jump up onto the middle of the table, upsetting my food and dishes. Just think, all those years I thought it was so terrible when my dog jumped up and greeted my guests at the door. A few hairs of fur on a guest were nothing compared to a splattered plate of pasta. After the guests left, Tyrone wouldn't even eat the ruined food. He ate only fancy cat food or tuna. Charlie would have cleaned up the food off the floor and finished the leftovers. Tyrone had lived the first half of his life outdoors, so it was virtually impossible to keep him inside or to trim down his claws. Dogs were kept in place by leashes, and fences, and I never had to worry about my dogs getting lost. Now I was spending days calling Tyrone, and looking around our three acres for him. Of course he never responded to my calls. A dog comes when you call him, and a cat comes when he is ready. On the plus side, cats do not need to be walked. They adjust to litter boxes easily, and they can be left alone for days. The make very little noise, and they don't need the same level of attention dogs need. In fact, sometimes I think Tyrone does me a favor by letting me play with him and pet him. When he is done he just curls up and goes to sleep. If I should wake him to start playing again, he will hiss and reach out with a sharp claw poised to strike. Come to think of it, he reminds me of my husband. Footnotes: Will and Guy empathise with this tale, and appreciate a writer who knows how to craft words. See more work by Charlene Wexler. |Cats and Dogs Getting Along TogetherMutt Adopts Moggies
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