Children's Mischief - Car and a Football

Children's Mischief - Car and a Football

This is the story of an unfortunate car parked quite legally on a quiet road.  It does nothing to deserve the treatment it gets from these mischievous boys.

1) The car is parked peacefully in a leafy lane

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2) Rock hits car

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3) An even bigger rock hits the car's windscreen

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Rock hits car - free video

What could be the cause?

4) The answer - a football stuck up in a tree.

Ball in tree - free video

I expect you can guess what's happening?  Check if you were right by viewing the video below.

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Children's Mischief - Car and a Football

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An educational psychologist is asked to see a pupil who draws all his pictures with black and brown crayons. He talks to him.  Nothing obvious.  He gives him projective tests.  Nothing shows up.

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Tables!

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After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up.  The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

 


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