Will and Guy have prepared a PowerPoint Presentation showing the quest for a cup of tea. We also have background information on the origins of the words 'Tea' and 'Cha'.
The Tea Path Begins......
Hold on tight as you seek out that tea shop
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I'm following the leader, and I am getting thirsty
How to Create an Inspirational PowerPoint Presentation
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Good luck with creating your inspirational PowerPoint Presentation
Will and Guy
Origins of the words: 'Tea' and 'Cha'
The sign shown right, and on the presentation below, is the Mandarin Chinese word for 'cha' pronounced 't'e' in certain Chinese dialects. Also the Malay word for the leaf is 'the'. This word
'the' was used to describe
both the drink and the leaf. The Japanese character for tea is written exactly the same as the Chinese, though pronounced with a slight difference; so these may be the origins of our word tea in the western
world.
The Quest for Tea
Tea may have been discovered in 2737 BC by Shen Nong, a Chinese Emperor
of the San Huang Period, [3,000 - 2,700 BC]. He was a scholar, the father of agriculture and the inventor of Chinese herbal medicine. He demanded that all drinking water be boiled as a hygienic precaution.
One summer day, while visiting a distant region, he and the court stopped to rest and his servants began to boil water for the court to drink. Dried leaves from the nearby bush fell into the boiling water,
and a brown liquid was infused into the water. As a scientist, the Emperor was interested in the new liquid, drank some, and found it very refreshing. The tree was a wild tea tree, and so, tea was created.
The first samples of tea reached England between 1652 and 1654. Tea was referred to as the China drink, tcha, chaw, tay, tee, and tea and was at first regarded more as a medicine than a fashionable
drink. The original English pronunciation of the word tea was 'tay' and can be traced back to around 1655 when the Dutch introduced both word and beverage to England. The pronunciation 'tee' also originated
in the 1600's but only gained predominance after the late 18th century.
By 1650 the Dutch were actively involved in trade throughout the Western world. Peter Stuyvesant brought the first tea to America
to the colonists in the Dutch settlement of New Amsterdam [later re-named New York].
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The expression 'for all the tea in China' can be explained as follows:
If someone won't do something for all the
tea in China, they won't do it no matter how much money they are offered. In recent years tea has ceased to play a major role in the economy of China [despite the fact that there are over 8000 tea
varieties in the country] so the expression is losing its meaning.
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Time for some tea time humour
Young Frank was left to make the meal as his mum was out for a short while. When his mother returned
with a friend, she noticed that Frank had already made and strained the tea. [Obviously Frank was using loose tea] 'Did you find the tea strainer?' His mother asked anxiously. 'No mum, I couldn't find
it, so instead I used the fly swat.' 'You did what, Frank?' exclaimed his mother loudly. So Frank he hastily added, 'Don't get so excited mum, I used an old one.'
Tea Waiter Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen? 1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too - and be sure the cup is clean.
Waiter returns: Two teas. Which
one of you asked for the clean cup?
Tea Breaks - or coffee? Will and Guy were wondering whether the workers at the PG Tips Tea Company factory had coffee breaks?
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