Elephant Escapes - 911 Police Call (See the video)
Caller: Hi, hum, we've found an elephant walking down the street near the
community center.
911: How big are we talking here?
1) Elephant on the street
2) Dispatch:
We have a report of an elephant currently walking down Eagle Street
Police Car: There is one (elephant) travelling north bound on Crossland Gate.
Dispatch: 10-4 One elephant is outstanding on Crossland Gate.
3) One
Outstanding Elephant
4) Elephant Eats Someone's Tree
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Police Car: The outstanding elephant on Crossland Gate is eating someone's tree.
Dispatch: 10-4
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escape video below.
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Here is a sign that they need in Eagle Street and Crossland Gate
More Elephants on the Rampage
The Sri Lankan Daily News has informed Will and Guy that a herd of wild
elephants blocked the access road for voters heading to vote in polling booths
in Wellaveli, eastern Sri Lanka.
Security forces had to employ megaphones to drive away the wild elephants.
What happened was villagers in Wellaveli complained that they were could not
reach the polling station to vote. The police and army were able to draw away
the herd of elephants. The roads are now clear and the villagers can
exercise their vote.
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