Funny Safety Pictures

Funny Safety Pictures

Unless you saw these funny safety pictures, you would not believe what people do at work.  Even with the pictures, you may think some were faked, but Will and Guy cannot see the joins!

• Funny Health and Safety Pictures
• Funny Workplace Safety Tales
• Funny Health and Safety Pictures
• Safety PowerPoint Presentation

New Meaning to a 'Prop Shaft'

Nothing As Mundane as Safety Must Interfere with the Tea Break

Please send us your funny construction safety pictures.

Lazy Workers - Unsafe Foot-holds

Electrical Safety Pictures  - Lightning Nearly Strikes Man

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A New Angle on 'Protection Goggles'

Another Funny Safety Picture - Shocking Shower?

Be Careful!  Try not to touch the shower - SHOCK

Funny Workplace Safety Tales

Will and Guy's Selection of funny health and safety tales at the workplace.

1. Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work.  So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise.  'Does anyone know,' I asked a few guys, 'what the speed limit is in our parking lot?'
   
   The long silence that followed was interrupted when one of them piped up.  'That depends. Do you mean coming to work or leaving?'
2. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in Boston, Massachusetts, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
3. Safety Managers: persons who write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief - Franz Kafka
4. What do you get if you put 100 Safety Managers in your basement? - A whine cellar.
5. Below is an interesting oxymoron.  Humorous safety signs really do work.
   
    
6. A police protection officer was visiting a primary school in a particularly rough area of Manchester, England.
   
   'Why shouldn't you touch the oven door or the kettle?' he asked the assembled class.
   
   A young girls hand shot into the air. 'Because you might leave fingerprints,' she answered.
7. A crowd gathered around at a woodworking trade show held at Fort Purbrook, Portsmouth and were watching a sales demonstration.
   
   The demonstrator had an ordinary saw next to another which had a saw stopping safety device.  He showed how each might work when it hit an operator's finger.
   
   For simulation purposes he used a sausage as a substitute.  Intrigued, a curious spectator stepped up for a closer look and was struck in the eye by a flying piece of debris.

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More Amusing Pictures of Safety at Work

Can't reach?  Send for a fork-lift truck, or 3...

Then, the box fell off the back .....

Finally, it was crushed.

Safety Rules At Home

New Health and Seek Game

Footnote:
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Safety Picture - Getting to Work in India

Pictures, such as the above, of people on trains has caused the Indian government to try and ban this unsafe practice, and reduce deaths which run at about 10 per day due to people falling off the roofs of trains.

Joking aside... If you have suffered an accident at work then help may be at hand

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