Funny Safety Pictures - PowerPoint Presentation

Funny Safety Pictures - PowerPoint Presentation

Unless you saw these funny safety pictures, you would not believe what people do at work.  Even with the pictures, you may think some were faked, but Will and Guy cannot see the joins!

• Safety at Work - PowerPoint
• Funny Health and Safety Pictures
• Safety at Workplace - Standards!

Example 1 - New meaning to a 'Prop Shaft'

Nothing As Mundane as Safety Must Interfere with the Tea Break

Example 2 - Working in Harness!

Swimming Pool Safety

Example 3 - Up the Pole.  Funny Health and Safety Picture

Another Scary Safety Picture - Lightning Nearly Strikes Man

Shocking Shower?

Be Careful!  Try not to touch the shower - SHOCK

Free Funny PowerPoint Slide Show - Safety at Work

• Free PowerPoint Slide Show - Funny Safety Pictures

Safety at the Workplace

Will and Guy's Selection of funny health and safety pictures and funny tales.

1. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in Boston, Massachusetts, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
2. Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise. 'Does anyone know,' I asked a few guys, 'what the speed limit is in our parking lot?'
   
   The long silence that followed was interrupted when one of them piped up. 'That depends. Do you mean coming to work or leaving?'
3. Safety Managers: persons who write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief - Franz Kafka
4. What do you get if you put 100 Safety Managers in your basement? - A whine cellar
5. Two workmen were digging foundations when one of them started shouting and jumping about . The other one thought his partner had hit an underground power cable and was being electrocuted so following good health and safety practice used a shovel to separate him from the electricity.
   
   Luckily for the first worker he wasn't getting an electric shock but was panicking after a wasp had flown up his trousers. Luckily he didn't get stung but the second worker hit him so hard with the shovel that his shoulder was dislocated.
6. Sometimes humorous safety signs work.
   
    
7. A police 'safety officer' was visiting a primary school in a particularly rough area of Manchester, England.
   
   'Why shouldn't you touch the oven door or the kettle?' he asked the assembled class.
   
   A young girls hand shot into the air. 'Because you might leave fingerprints,' she answered.
8. A crowd gathered around at a woodworking trade show held at Fort Purbrook, Portsmouth and were watching a sales demonstration.
   
   The demonstrator had an ordinary saw next to another which had a saw stopping safety device. He showed how each might work when it hit an operator's finger.
   
   For simulation purposes he used a sausage as a substitute. Intrigued, a curious spectator stepped up for a closer look and was struck in the eye by a flying piece of debris.

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More Examples of 'Safety' at Work

John Cleese was one of the funniest men of the 1960s.  I was pleasantly surprised to see him in funny safety pictures and videos.  While he does not feature in any of these pictures, the spirit of Cleese lives on there comic situations.

Humour makes the point so much more forcibly than a dead-pan delivery of the plain facts.

Safety at Workplace - Standards!

Cartoon by Clay Bennett

Funny Health and Safety Pictures

Ladders

Can't reach?  Send for a fork-lift truck, or 3

It fell of the back .....

Then it was crushed

New Angle on 'Safety Goggles' - These Chinese worker's are made of paper

How to Create a Funny PowerPoint Presentation

Making presentations in PowerPoint is satisfying, moreover, it's easy to get started.  The PowerPoint program is intuitive to learn and easy to create your own PPT slides and build them into a slide show.  If you have Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word and Excel. 

One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation.  Just download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint.  As you examine the slides, so it will become obvious how to add pictures and titles, if you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in 'Help'.  To make a funny slide show requires these skills;

• Imagination - Think of an funny idea, then build a themed slide set
• Artistic - An eye for a good picture
• Wordsmith - Choose a catchy title for each slide
• Humour - Your viewers will appreciate a funny PowerPoint Presentation
• PowerPoint mechanics - Actually, this is the easiest skill of them all, the program is so intuitive.

Good luck with creating your funny PowerPoint Presentation

Will and Guy

Footnote:
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Joking aside... If you have suffered an accident at work then help may be at hand

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