Funny Safety Pictures

Funny Safety Pictures

Unless you saw these funny safety pictures, you would not believe what people do at work.  Even with the pictures, you may think some were faked, but Will and Guy cannot see the joins!

• Funny Health and Safety Pictures
• Funny Workplace Safety Tales
• Funny Health and Safety Pictures
• Safety PowerPoint Presentation

New Meaning to a 'Prop Shaft'

Nothing As Mundane as Safety Must Interfere with the Tea Break

Please send us your funny construction safety pictures.

Lazy Workers - Unsafe Foot-holds

Electrical Safety Pictures  - Lightning Nearly Strikes Man

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A New Angle on 'Protection Goggles'

Another Funny Safety Picture - Shocking Shower?

Be Careful!  Try not to touch the shower - SHOCK

Funny Workplace Safety Tales

Will and Guy's Selection of funny health and safety tales at the workplace.

1. Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work.  So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise.  'Does anyone know,' I asked a few guys, 'what the speed limit is in our parking lot?'
   
   The long silence that followed was interrupted when one of them piped up.  'That depends. Do you mean coming to work or leaving?'
2. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in Boston, Massachusetts, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
3. Safety Managers: persons who write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief - Franz Kafka
4. What do you get if you put 100 Safety Managers in your basement? - A whine cellar.
5. Below is an interesting oxymoron.  Humorous safety signs really do work.
   
    
6. A police protection officer was visiting a primary school in a particularly rough area of Manchester, England.
   
   'Why shouldn't you touch the oven door or the kettle?' he asked the assembled class.
   
   A young girls hand shot into the air. 'Because you might leave fingerprints,' she answered.
7. A crowd gathered around at a woodworking trade show held at Fort Purbrook, Portsmouth and were watching a sales demonstration.
   
   The demonstrator had an ordinary saw next to another which had a saw stopping safety device.  He showed how each might work when it hit an operator's finger.
   
   For simulation purposes he used a sausage as a substitute.  Intrigued, a curious spectator stepped up for a closer look and was struck in the eye by a flying piece of debris.

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More Amusing Pictures of Safety at Work

Can't reach?  Send for a fork-lift truck, or 3...

Then, the box fell off the back .....

Finally, it was crushed.

Safety Film - Report

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job.  According to the Health and Safety Council News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room.  Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

Safety Rules At Home

A Clean, Amusing Health and Safety in the Cinema Joke

Christopher was sprawled across three entire seats in a theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, 'Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat.'

Christopher groaned but didn't budge one inch. The usher became impatient. 'Sir,' the usher announced, 'If you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.'

Again, Christopher just groaned which, in turn, infuriated the usher who spun on his heel and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.  Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

All right, mate. What's your name?'
'Chris,' the man moaned, in considerable agony.

'And where you from, Chris?' the cop barked.
'The balcony.'

New Health and Seek Game

Footnote:
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Safety Picture - Getting to Work in India

Pictures, such as the above, of people on trains has caused the Indian government to try and ban this unsafe practice, and reduce deaths which run at about 10 per day due to people falling off the roofs of trains.

Joking aside... If you have suffered an accident at work then help may be at hand

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