Men and Women Jokes

Men and Women Jokes

PowerPoint Humor for Boys - And Girls

These days men are downtrodden.  Their familiar stamping ground is being eroded.  At last men are fighting back in the battle of the genders.  Here is their say.

Shopping

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we men are never going to think of it that way.

Confusion

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
Not both
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

Solutions not Sympathy

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Color Vision

ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

Rules for Boys and Girls

We always hear 'The rules' from the female side.  Now here are the rules from the male side.  For example, Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want.  Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.  Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.  Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!

PowerPoint Humor for Boys - And Girls

PowerPoint Humor for Boys - And Girls.

More Men and Women Jokes - The ATM Drive-through

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, Male and Female procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.

Procedure for Men

1. Drive up to the ATM (cash machine).
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into ATM and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and take the notes.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind-up window.
7. Drive off.

Procedure for Women:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ATM.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.  Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat, finally locate the card.
4. Tell girl friend on mobile phone that you will call her back and hang up.  Attempt to insert card into machine.
5. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its distance from the car.  Insert debit card.
6. Re-insert card the right way.
7. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the address page.
8. Enter PIN.
9. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
10. Enter amount of cash required.
11. Take a quick peek at yourself in rear view mirror.
12. Retrieve notes and receipt
13. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
14. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
15. Re-check makeup.
16. Drive forward 2 feet.
17. Reverse back to cash machine.
18. Retrieve card.
19. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
20. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you
21. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
22. Redial person on cell phone.
23. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
24. Release Parking Brake.

Footnote
Please send us your men and women jokes.

How to Create a Funny PowerPoint Presentation

Making presentations in PowerPoint is satisfying, moreover, it's easy to get started.  The PowerPoint program is intuitive to learn and easy to create your own PPT slides and build them into a slide show.  If you have Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word and Excel. 

One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation.  Just download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint.  As you examine the slides, so it will become obvious how to add pictures and titles, if you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in 'Help'.  To make a funny slide show requires these skills;

• Imagination - Think of an funny idea, then build a themed slide set
• Artistic - An eye for a good picture
• Wordsmith - Choose a catchy title for each slide
• Humour - Your viewers will appreciate a funny PowerPoint Presentation
• PowerPoint mechanics - Actually, this is the easiest skill of them all, the program is so intuitive.

Good luck with creating your funny PowerPoint Presentation

Will and Guy

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