Making presentations in PowerPoint is satisfying, moreover, it's easy to get
started.
The PowerPoint program is intuitive to learn and easy to create your own PPT
slides and build them into a slide show. If you have
Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word
and Excel.
One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation. Just
download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint. As you examine the slides, so it will become obvious how
to add pictures and titles, if you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in 'Help'. To
make an amazing slide show requires these skills;
Imagination - Think an idea, then build a themed slide set
Artistic - An eye for a good picture
Wordsmith - Choose a catchy title for each slide
Humour - Your viewers will appreciate a funny PowerPoint Presentation
PowerPoint mechanics - Actually, this is the easiest skill of them all, the
program is so intuitive.
Good luck with creating your PowerPoint Presentation
Will and Guy
Why Cats Hate Bathing: Slides
Why did you put me in the bath?
That really wasn't very pleasant
You wait until I get out of here
I think I'll hide behind this tap
Oh dear - whatever do I look like?
Even when I'm soggy, I can do tricks
Let me out, please
Only the feelings of these cats were hurt during the making of this
presentation
It is not strictly true to say that all cats dislike water, or more
accurately: swimming or bathing in water.
Many cats: tigers, lions, jaguars, ocelots, and jaguarondi [weasel cat] who
frequent hot climates are particularly partial to a dip in a pond, stream or
river. Cats are natural swimmers in the wild, and Asian varieties have been
known to fish in rivers and lakes. Cats bred near Lake Van in Turkey are raised
around the water; the breed [The Turkish Van] has an affinity for water, and
really likes to swim. An old breed, this cat has been a household pet for
centuries. Its water prowess is well known in Turkey, where they been known to
swim into the harbour to greet the arriving fishing boats.
However, cats from colder regions avoid water as much as possible. Snow
leopards, lynx, bobcats, and cougars for example have little interest in getting
wet. It has been said that if a cat has wet fur it can damage the ability of the
cat's fur to insulate the animal against the cold.
Most domestic cats, however, dislike getting wet. They do not enjoy water
sports and if bathed, become upset. The emphasis here is on most cats because
some domestic animals will tolerate water if they are accustomed to bathing or
showering.
Will and Guy have gathered together some photos of 'wet cats' and created a
presentation for your enjoyment. We emphasise that no cats were hurt in the
making of the PPT; only their feelings were affected.
As if to confirm Will and Guy's assertion that some cats enjoy the water
we have discovered that a cat in China has overcome its fear of water to
become the newest and most well known member of its local winter swimming
club.
The black cat apparently has no name but has become a celebrity among the
200 members of the 'Changjiang River Winter Swimming Club' in Chongqing. We
have learned that it swims at least fifty metres every day in the cold, wide
and, judging from the photo, rather murky river.
Club member, Sang Changjiang, commented that the cat had been swimming
now with the club for four months, even though it's only six months old.
It's talent for swimming was discovered one afternoon when a club member
accidentally knocked the cat into the river when diving into the water from
a boat. 'We knew the cat was terrified of water and thought it might
drown in the swirling river; but it swam furiously to get close to the boat
and was rescued,' commented Sang.
From then on, club members always took the cat swimming with them, and
after only ten days it could swim by itself without assistance.
'Each afternoon around 4 o'clock, we would take it to swim and it has
become part of its daily life,' added Sang. After its daily dip, the wet cat
licks itself dry then falls asleep on a sofa on the boat, owned by a club
member, which is its home.
Footnote: Please send us your funny wet cats pictures
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