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Here are our free, funny bike pictures.  Will and Guy enjoy variety, hence we have a diverse selection of funny bike pictures.  By the way, do you call them bikes, cycles or even the original word bicycles?

Funny bike pictures

• Welsh cyclists - Strange but True
• Bicycle for rent
• Bike obstacle course
• Cycle friendly path
• Bike Security
• Tandem Bikes - A Bicycle Made for Two
• Wheels of Life - Where are you?

Welsh Cyclists - Strange but True

A road sign has appeared during August 2006 in road works being carried out in South Wales between Penarth and Cardiff. To English speakers the sign is quite clear and cyclists are happy to carry out its instruction to dismount. However, to speakers of the Welsh language, the message is very different. Welsh speakers have confirmed to Will that the road sign translates roughly as 'bladder disease has returned.' You couldn't make it up.

Officially this vehicle is cycle, but my friends and I have always call them bikes.

Bicycle for rent

Start your bike journey here, mount your steed!

Bike Obstacle Course

Brings tears to the cyclists' eyes

Next, we have the water hazard

Can you imagine what a cyclist says when they reach this sign (below) - Sidewalk Ends?

Then, just around the corner...

Cyclists dismount and use footpath - FOOTPATH CLOSED

Another Cycle Friendly Path?

Imagine little old grannies peddling their bikes up that path.

Jonathan points out that the sign with a white disc and a red border actually means that cycling is prohibited.  But Jonathan also points out not many folks can cycle up, or even down, those stairs!

Bike Security

Here is a picture of a bike taken one afternoon.  When I returned half an hour later the bike was gone.  I will always wonder if the bike was stolen or reclaimed by its rightful owner. 

Improved Bike Security - Once bitten twice shy

Icicle Cycle

Tandem Bikes - A Bicycle Made for Two

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.
Mark Twain  

Are these the cycles of the devil, or just the devil to pedal?

Trick Cyclist?

James steps off the curb and into the road without looking and promptly gets knocked down by a passing cyclist.
'You were really lucky there,' says Dave the cyclist.

'What on earth are you talking about. That really hurt!' exclaims James, angrily rubbing his head.
'Well, usually I drive a bus!' retorts Dave with a grin.

Tandem Heading in the Right Direction

A bicycle made for two Paul and Liz have just climbed Scafell Pike in the English Lake District, by road, on their tandem. 'Ooooooaaargh,' wheezed Paul, 'that was a tough ride. The climb was so very hard and we were going so slowly that I thought we were never going to make it to the top.' 'Yep,' agreed Liz breathing heavily, 'a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down the hill.'

Cheek Never Pays

Alan is in court and standing in front of the magistrates after trying argue his way out of his speeding ticket.  The magistrates find him guilty, fine him £80 ($150USD) and give him a receipt.

Alan, a bit upset by losing the case, sarcastically asks, 'What am I supposed to do with this, frame it?'

'No,' replies the head magistrate, 'You keep it. Two more and you can get a bicycle.'  

Wooden Bike

Wheels of Life - Where are you?

Tough

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