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Will and Guy's Funny Bike Pictures and Amusing Stories

Here are our free, funny bike pictures.  Will and Guy enjoy variety, hence we have a diverse selection of funny bike pictures and amusing stories.  By the way, do you call them bikes, cycles or even the original word bicycles?

Funny Bike Pictures

• Welsh cyclists - Strange But True
• Bicycle for Rent
• Bike Security
• Bike Obstacle Course
• Sidewalk Ends - Trouble for Bikes
• Tandem Bikes - A Bicycle Made for Two
• Wheels of Life - Where are you?

Welsh Cyclists - Strange But True

A road sign has appeared during August 2006 in road works being carried out in South Wales between Penarth and Cardiff. To English speakers the sign is quite clear and cyclists are happy to carry out its instruction to dismount. However, to speakers of the Welsh language, the message is very different. Welsh speakers have confirmed to Will that the road sign translates roughly as 'bladder disease has returned.' You couldn't make it up.

Officially this vehicle is a cycle, but my friends and I have always call them bikes.

Bicycle for Rent

Start your bike journey here, mount your steed!

So You Think You've Had A Bad Day Cycling?

Robert Evans, 46, had a really bad day recently, Will and Guy have learned. Read this short and hilarious [but not for him] account of his day.

Firstly, Mr Evans, from Boulder, Colorado, USA, was knocked down by a car in a hit-and-run incident and was taken to hospital for his injuries, but was released later that night only slightly hurt.  Then, as he was making his way back into town with his bicycle he was hit by a railway train while crossing a bridge. Luckily he was found alive, in a creek, and taken to hospital for a second time; once more his injuries were found not to be life-threatening.

This tale of woe does not end there, Will and Guy have established; because the 50ft long bridge on which Mr Evans was run over by the train is only wide enough for the train, and is not for use by pedestrians.

Robert Evans, now, to add to all his problems, faces prosecution for trespassing. You couldn't make it up!

More Funny Pictures of Bikes

Icicle Cycle

Joke Cycle

Bike Security

Here is a picture of a bike taken one afternoon.  When I returned half an hour later the bike was gone.  I will always wonder if the bike was stolen or reclaimed by its rightful owner. 

Improved Bike Security - Once bitten twice shy

Mexican Smuggler

Diego cycles from Juárez Mexico up to the American border at El Paso. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The American guard stops him and says, 'What's in your saddle bags?'

'Flour,' answered Diego.

The guard says, 'We'll just see about that get off the bike.' The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but flour.  He keeps Diego in the cells while the flour is analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but flour in the saddlebags.

The guard lets Diego, puts the flour into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.  A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, 'What have you got this time?'

'Flour as usual,' says Diego.

The guard does his thorough examination, he even photographs the evidence.  However, once more discovers that the saddlebags contain nothing but flour. He gives the flour back to Diego, and lets him cross the border into the USA.

This sequence of events is repeated every week for two years.  Finally, Diego doesn't show up one week and the guard happens to meet him in a cantina in Juárez Mexico.

'Hey, Buddy,' says the guard, 'I've caught 250 smugglers in the last  2 years and I have earned me good bounty money.  But I cannot stop thinking about how you are smuggling stuff.  It's all I think about, ..... I can't sleep and it's driving me mad.  I'll give you $500 if you tell me what are you smuggling?'

Diego sips his Pacifico beer and says, '100 Bicycles.'

Bike Obstacle Course

Brings tears to the cyclists' eyes

Next, we have the water hazard

Closely followed by the ideal bike for crossing a river

Sidewalk Ends - Trouble for Bikes

Can you imagine what a cyclist says when they reach this sign (below) - Sidewalk Ends?

Then, just around the corner...

Cyclists dismount and use footpath - FOOTPATH CLOSED

Another Cycle Friendly Path?

Imagine little old grannies peddling their bikes up that path.

Jonathan points out that the sign with a white disc and a red border actually means that cycling is prohibited.  But Jonathan also points out not many folks can cycle up, or even down, those stairs!

Tandem Bikes - A Bicycle Made for Two

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.
Mark Twain  

Is this the cycle of the devil, or just the devil to pedal?

Trick Cyclist?

A man who was riding a tandem was stopped by a police. 'What's the matter officer?' asked the rider.
'Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your tandem a mile back . . .' 

'Good grief', said the rider - 'I thought I'd gone deaf!'

Lucky Cyclist

James steps off the curb and into the road without looking and promptly gets knocked down by a passing cyclist.
'You were really lucky there,' says Dave the cyclist.

'What on earth are you talking about. That really hurt!' exclaims James, angrily rubbing his head.
'Well, usually I drive a bus!' retorts Dave with a grin.

Tandem Heading in the Right Direction

A bicycle made for two Paul and Liz have just climbed Scafell Pike in the English Lake District, by road, on their tandem. 'Ooooooaaargh,' wheezed Paul, 'that was a tough ride. The climb was so very hard and we were going so slowly that I thought we were never going to make it to the top.' 'Yep,' agreed Liz breathing heavily, 'a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down the hill.'

Unusual Wooden Tandem

Cheek Never Pays

Alan is in court and standing in front of the magistrates after trying argue his way out of his speeding ticket.  The magistrates find him guilty, fine him £80 ($150USD) and give him a receipt.

Alan, a bit upset by losing the case, sarcastically asks, 'What am I supposed to do with this, frame it?'

'No,' replies the head magistrate, 'You keep it. Two more and you can get a bicycle.'  

A Trike to Beat Your Own Drum

A Bike to Transport the Rest of the Band

Wheels of Life - Where are you?

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