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A road sign has appeared during August 2006 in road works being carried out in South Wales between Penarth and Cardiff. To English speakers the sign is quite clear and cyclists are happy to carry out its
instruction to dismount. However, to speakers of the Welsh language, the message is very different. Welsh speakers
have confirmed to Will that the road sign translates roughly as 'bladder disease has returned.'
You couldn't
make it up.
Officially this vehicle is cycle, but my friends and I have always call them bikes.
Imagine little old grannies
peddling their bikes up that path.
Jonathan points out that the sign with a white disc and a red border actually
means that cycling is prohibited. But Jonathan also points out not many
folks can cycle up, or even down, those stairs!
Here is a picture of a bike taken one afternoon.
When I returned half an hour later the bike was gone. I will always wonder if the bike was stolen or reclaimed by its rightful owner.
James steps off the curb and into the road without looking and promptly gets
knocked down by a passing cyclist.
'You were really lucky there,' says Dave the cyclist.
'What on earth are you talking about. That really hurt!' exclaims James,
angrily rubbing his head.
'Well, usually I drive a bus!' retorts Dave with a grin.
Tandem Heading in the Right Direction
A bicycle made for two Paul and Liz have just climbed Scafell Pike in the
English Lake District, by road, on their tandem. 'Ooooooaaargh,' wheezed Paul,
'that was a tough ride. The climb was so very hard and we were going so slowly
that I thought we were never going to make it to the top.' 'Yep,' agreed Liz
breathing heavily, 'a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the
way back down the hill.'
Cheek Never Pays
Alan is in court and standing in front of the magistrates after
trying argue his way out of his speeding ticket. The magistrates find him guilty, fine him £80 ($150USD) and give him a receipt.
Alan, a bit upset by losing the case, sarcastically asks, 'What am I
supposed to do with this, frame it?'
'No,'
replies the head magistrate, 'You keep it. Two more and you can get a bicycle.'
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