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alwaysvisible=1;
orientation="horizontal";
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top=4;
style=subMenuHoriz;
aI("showmenu=Pics;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/squareGreenSm1.gif;align=left;fontweight=bold;text=Pictures ;url=../../humor/pictures/index.htm");
aI("showmenu=VideoPPT;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/squareOliveSm.gif;align=left;fontweight=bold;text=Videos ;url=../../humor/videos/index.htm");
aI("showmenu=Jokes;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/squareblueSm1.gif;align=left;fontweight=bold;text=Jokes;url=../../humor/jokes/index.htm");
aI("showmenu=Others;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/squareRedSm1.gif;align=left;fontweight=bold;text=Stories;url=../../humor/stories/index.htm");
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with(milonic=new menuname("Pics"))
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style=subMenuHoriz;
aI("text=Advent Calendar;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_advent_calendar.htm;");
aI("text=Cartoons of Christmas;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button4.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/funny_christmas_cartoons.htm");
aI("text=Polar Bear Christmas;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/polar_bear_christmas.htm;");
aI("text=Reindeer Story;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_reindeer.htm;");
aI("text=Rudolph's Red Nose;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button4.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_rudolph.htm;");
aI("text=Santa Claus;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_santa_claus.htm;");
aI("text=Snowy Christmas;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_snow.htm;");
aI("text=Snowballs;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_horses_snowball.htm;");
aI("text=Snowmen Having Fun;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button4.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_snowman.htm;");
aI("text=Christmas Trees;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_trees_funny.htm;");
aI("text=Turkey;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_turkey.htm;");
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style=subMenuHoriz;
aI("text=Snowball Fight;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_horses_snowball.htm;");
aI("text=Christmas Tree Lights;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_lights_outside.htm;");
aI("text=Xmas OutSide Lights;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_lights.htm;");
aI("text=Xmas Searchlights;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_lights_search.htm;");
aI("text=The Right Present?;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_right_present.htm;");
aI("text=Nativity Animation;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button4.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_animation.htm;");
aI("text=PowerPoint Presentations;fontweight=bold;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;");
aI("text=Polar Bear Meets Husky;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_polar_bear_huskies.htm;");
aI("text=Unusual Xmas Trees;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/unusual_christmas_trees.htm;");
aI("text=Christmas Tree Lights;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmastide_lights.htm;");
aI("text=Polar Bear Christmas;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/polar_bear_christmas.htm;");
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with(milonic=new menuname("Jokes")){
itemwidth=200;
style=subMenuHoriz;
aI("text=Christmas Jokes;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../jokes/christmas_jokes.htm;");
aI("text=Fly in Champagne;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_food.htm;");
aI("text=One-liner Funnies;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_funny.htm;");
aI("text=Jokes and Riddles;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_jokes.htm;");
aI("text=Mistletoe Jokes;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_mistletoe.htm;");
aI("text=Quotes for Christmas;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_funny_quotes.htm;");
aI("text=Xmas Warnings;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button4.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_warning.htm;");
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itemwidth=200;
style=subMenuHoriz;
aI("text=Funny Christmas Stories;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_stories_funny.htm;");
aI("text=Short Christmas Stories;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_stories.htm;");
aI("text=No Room at the Inn;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_story_about.htm;");
aI("text=Xmas Stories for Kids;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_funny_kids.htm;");
aI("text=True Story of Christmas;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_religious_story.htm;");
aI("text=Quotes for Christmas;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button5.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_funny_quotes.htm;");
aI("text=Reindeer Story;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button6.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_reindeer.htm;");
aI("text=Rudolph's Red Nose;image=http://guy-sports.com/menu/button/christmas_tree_button4.gif;url=../../humor/christmas/christmas_rudolph.htm;");
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