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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December twenty fifth.

Q: What year?
A: Every year.


Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?



More Court Jokes

Q: How old is your son-the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.


Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that Thursday?
A: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.



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