What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
Your honor.
What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?
Senator.
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them.