Funny Resumes
I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
I have lurn't Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.
I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.
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