The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.
The Ids of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: 'And you you brute'