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Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.


Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side


Please excuse Ray from school. He has very loose vowels


Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well



Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor


My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines


Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault



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