Will and Guy have discovered that the difference between men and women is not only physiological; there are many other gender differences and several of them are amusing. We say, 'Vive la différence.'
When the bill arrives, Russell, John and Trevor will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
If Claire, Louise and Hannah go out for lunch, they will call each other Claire, Louise and Hannah.
If Russell, John and Trevor go out, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Jackson, Parrot-face and TC [Top Cat - from the 1970's television cartoon series].
Ah,
children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dental appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house.
Thought for Today:
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want
one.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
What do you mean, "leering?" She's obstructing my view.
When I'm turning the wheel and the car is heading for the slip road,
saying, 'Oh, this is our exit, dearest,' is not really necessary.
When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appal myself.
"Sports Report" starts at 5pm on a Saturday and runs for one hour.
This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the
dryer, or talk to your mother.
If we see each other in the morning and at night, why phone me at
work?
You probably don't want to know what I'm thinking about.
Never buy a "new" brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
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