Strange But True Stories - Hat Ban

 Strange But True Stories - Hat Ban

• Pub Bans Granny for Wearing a Hat
• Pub Bans Grandad's Trilby
• Toddler Asked To Leave Shop For Wearing Unsuitable Headgear
• How to Wear Your Hat
• Advice For Grandad
• Vocabulary
• Peggy Banned From Her Local Pub

Pub Bans Granny for Wearing a Hat

BBC Radio 5 Live news reported yesterday that Betty Willbraham, 82, was told to take off her hat if she wanted to be served at the Hereward pub in Ely, Cambridgeshire, UK. A member of staff insisted that everyone in the pub is asked to remove their hats so their faces are visible to CCTV cameras in the event of trouble.

Betty had popped in at lunchtime for fish and chips and half a pint of Guinness. Betty, a retired schoolteacher, commented, 'I've never heard of a hatless pub. How ridiculous.  It's the first time I've ever been asked to remove it - and I've been in that pub several times before. I'm of a generation who would always wear a hat for lunch.'

'A woman is not properly dressed without a hat, 'said Betty's husband. She appeared relieved that her husband had not been with her on this occasion because ' he would have become rather cross, 'stated Betty.

Pub Bans Grandad's Trilby

A grandad was banned from wearing his trilby hat in a pub.

Colin Osborne was ordered to remove it so CCTV cameras could film his face, reports the Mirror. And staff threatened to bar him if he refused.

Colin, 64 - who has worn a hat for 20 years - said yesterday: 'It's madness. they're branding everyone who wears a hat a troublemaker.'

Journalist Colin was tackled as he sipped a glass of coke with son Mark, 40, at The Monument in Hereford.

Brewers Greene King said the ban was policy in all 800 of their UK outlets.

A spokesman added: 'Hats obscure customers' faces from the cameras.'

Toddler Asked To Leave Shop For Wearing Unsuitable Headgear

Wearing a "hoodie" is deemed unsuitable by some British shopkeepers. Even large shopping malls have been known to ban them. Associated with the wearing of these hoodies are hooligans, troublemakers and teenagers who might misbehave - or so the prohibitors would have us believe.

Therefore it came as a shock when a 2 year old toddler [see photo] was banned from entering a shop in north Yorkshire, England, with his grandfather. Two-year-old Jay Cowper was wrapped up against the cold in a brown jacket with a furry hood when he went shopping with his grandfather in the beautiful city of York. His grandfather refused out of principle to remove the child's hood and the pair were forced to leave the store.Madness or what say Will and Guy?

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How to Wear Your Hat

Instructions on how to wear your hat - Si Correcto!

Advice For Grandad

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
William G. McAdoo

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Oscar Wilde

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled
Barnett Cocks.

Vocabulary

Grandad is an unusual word because both the American and the English dictionaries allow one's father's father to be spelt in two ways.  Each nationality's dictionary has both Granddad and the more common Grandad.

If you enjoy words, here are a few ideas to slip into your conversation, especially when discussing the above article.

• Diktat: an authoritative decree or order. (As in banning Grandad's Trilby)
• Dubiety: the condition or quality of being doubtful; also, a matter of doubt.  (Wisdom of the above Diktat)
• Querulous : habitually complaining; also, expressing complaint. (Brewery's reaction to wearing a hat.)
• Benefaction: the act of conferring a benefit; also, a benefit conferred. 

Another Pub Ban - Peggy Banned From Her Local Pub

A regular drinker at the Alexandra Hotel in Jarrow, South Tyneside, England has been banned from the pub because her hoof prints could make marks on the new carpet, Will and Guy have discovered.

Yes, the regular is a horse - a 12-year-old carthorse named Peggy.  She loved to sup a pint of bitter and scoff a packet of crisps in the company of her owner, Pete Dolan.  Now, poor old Peggy has to forlornly watch through the window of the pub.

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