Hoax and Impostor Stories
Will and Guy's Stories of Hoaxes and Impostors
Amusing, Short and Funny Tales of Impostors, Bluffers, Cheats, Charlatans, Tricksters, Pretenders and Mountebanks.
Robert Hendy-Freegard impersonated a secret agent [MI5] in order to convince people he met to do ridiculous and strange things and sometimes to give him large sums of money.
One particular time involved going to Manchester, England, to buy a £1.25 [$2.04 USD] can opener from a particular shop. Mr Young was given detailed instructions about which buses and trains to catch, the doors and escalators to be used, and warned he would be under constant surveillance. Next he was ordered to buy a copy of the Gay Times and read it openly on the train to London. Sheffield coach station had sold out of the magazine, but Mr Young headed for the capital anyway, armed with the can opener.
Following his orders to the letter, he went to a West End pub and asked the barman for a particular person. Told there was no one of that name there, but thinking it was all part his MI5 evaluation, Mr Young handed the surprised barman the can opener and said, 'Well, when you see him, give him this.'
His suspicions were only aroused when Hendy-Freegard failed to hide his amusement on hearing Mr Young's account of his mission.
Double Take at the Psychiatrist's
Yes, they're fake. I'm not really a shrink. But that's not why we're here, is it? The real issue is your paranoia.
Mary Baker, the Princess Caraboo from the Island of Javasu
In 1817, a cobbler in England, met an apparently disoriented young woman with exotic clothes who was speaking a language no one could understand. Locals brought many foreigners who tried to find out what strange language the lady was talking, until a Portuguese sailor "translated" her story: she was Princess Caraboo from the island of Javasu in the Indian Ocean. She had been captured by pirates, then jumped overboard in the Bristol Channel and swam ashore.
For the next ten weeks, this representative of exotic royalty was a favourite of the local dignitaries. She used a bow and arrow, fenced, swam naked and prayed to God, whom she termed Allah Tallah. She acquired exotic clothing and a portrait made of her was reproduced in local newspapers.
Eventually the truth came out: she was actually a cobbler's daughter, Mary Baker, from Devon. She had been a servant girl in various places all over England but had not found a place to stay. She had invented a fictitious language out of imaginary and gypsy words and created an exotic character.
She continued her role in the USA, France and Spain without the same luck. Her story was the basis of the 1994 movie "Princess Caraboo", written by John Wells.
More Imposter Stories
The classic impostor or hoaxer is a person who pretends to be somebody else, often to try to gain financial or social advantages.
Wilhelm Voight - Transforms the Role of Imposter to an Art Form
Wilhelm Voight impresses Will and Guy for putting on the uniform of a Prussian military officer in 1906 and using this ruse to gain the allegiance of a pack of soldiers, then raiding the treasury of Köpenick on the pretence of investigating tax irregularities.
The Kaiser was so embarrassed at the ineptitude of his military that he pardoned Voigt [who'd been caught trying to flee with the cash], who later made a career out of re-enacting the adventure on the American stage.
Stephen Weinberg - Versatile Imposter
Stephen Weinberg, was equally as daring. He posed as the U.S. Consul Delegate to Morocco, as a Serbian militia attaché, an American navy lieutenant, the envoy of the Queen of Romania, an army air corps lieutenant, a doctor [on several occasions], as head of protocol for the U.S. State Department, and[(after serving some time for these put-ons] as an expert on prisons.
An unnamed British college student was surprised to find himself invited to China to deliver a series of economics lectures.
He was particularly surprised since he was an engineering student.
However, he carried on, delivering the lectures based on a book he'd read during the flight over. He guessed that maybe they thought he was a New York University professor with the same name who is a leading authority on international financial markets.
On February 10, 1910, six friends [including the young Virginia Woolf - English novelist] boarded H.M.S. Dreadnought disguised as the Emperor of Abyssinia, his Abyssinian cohorts, and an interpreter.
The British Navy came out in full colours to receive their distinguished guests, who were dressed in costumes, with dyed skin and hair, and speaking a language they were inventing as they went.
Virginia Woolf (circled), Duncan Grant, Horace Cole, Anthony Buxton
There are thousands of stories and tales to be retold regarding tricksters and impostors. Will and Guy have selected a few more to entertain you.
Medal Hoax - From the Times January 11th 2006
This man won a medal for rescuing people from a burning plane. Yesterday he admitted telling a pack of lies By Simon de Bruxelles and Lewis Smith FOR a year Nigel Gallimore was hailed as a hero for his daring rescue of two men from a blazing plane.
Yesterday the window cleaner was forced to admit in a coroner's court that he had lied about his exploits, having stolen his rescue story from the real rescuer who had preferred to keep his bravery quiet. Mr Gallimore, 41, now faces the ignominy of having to return his Queen's Commendation for Bravery, which was awarded after his boasts of a dramatic rescue.
In fact, he had arrived on the scene too late to do much more than help to move one of the badly burnt victims on to a grass verge. But he claimed in a statement and on television that he had helped them from the blazing wreckage seconds before the aircraft exploded in a ball of flame.
The real hero, Mike Winstanley, who risked his life to save the pilot and one of his passengers, called for Mr Gallimore to be stripped of the medal awarded by the Queen.
Mr Winstanley, a former corporal in the Royal Green Jackets, dived into the flames without a thought for his own safety when the light aircraft crashed soon after taking off from Bournemouth International Airport in 2004.
At the inquest into the death of a third man on the plane Mr Gallimore admitted that he had ' embellished' the account, which appeared on local television and in the local press. He had repeated his tale in a statement to the Air Accident Investigation Branch, which led to him being awarded the highest award available to civilians after the George Medal.
At the inquest on Andrew Anderson, 41, a financial adviser who was on his way to an air show with friends from Guernsey, Mr Gallimore admitted: 'In the heat of the moment I probably said things that didn't happen.'
Mr Winstanley, who also attended the inquest at Bournemouth Town Hall, said: 'If he was decent, he would have handed the award back. I am not saying I am a hero or that I deserve an award, but I was in the right place at the right time and just did what any normal person would do. The police have statements from witnesses and they all confirm that I did it.'
According to Mr Winstanley, Mr Gallimore, who had been at an amusement park with his wife and child, arrived after the survivors had been rescued from the wreckage. The men whose lives Mr Winstanley helped to save - Rob Le Page, the pilot, and Dave Bougard, a passenger - were both on fire when he helped them from the crash and he beat out the flames with his hands.
The coroner asked Mr Winstanley whether anyone else helped him. 'No one,' he replied.
The story of the rescue almost exactly mirrors the plot of Accidental Hero, the 1992 film in which Dustin Hoffman rescues passengers from a crashed airliner only to see Andy Garcia claim the credit - and a $1 million reward.
In his summing up Sheriff Payne, the Bournemouth, Poole and East Dorset Coroner, made no mention of Mr Gallimore's admission, but he said: 'This has been slightly unusual in some aspects. I will not comment any further.'
Last night Mr Gallimore insisted that he did deserve the award and would not be handing it back. He said that the contradictory statements were the result of him forgetting some of the details of what had happened. However, he admitted exaggerating his role.' It was a little bit embellished but I did go to help, 'he said.'I am not bothered about what has been said. I felt a bit guilty but I did help.
I told the people who gave out the medal that others should have got them and I only went because my name was put forward.'
A spokeswoman for the Cabinet Office, which is responsible for the Queen's Commendations, said the award could be taken back. She said: 'Forfeiture may be considered if evidence on which an award is given turns out not to be true.'
Dorset Police are considering investigating Mr Gallimore's original claims.
A verdict of accidental death was returned on Mr Anderson
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