Good Dentist Jokes and Clean Medical Jokes

Good Dentist Jokes and Clean Medical Jokes

• Anaesthetist
• The Buddhist at the Dentist
• Visit to the Dentist
• An Alternative Medical Dictionary
• More clean jokes for June

1) Anaesthetist :

Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.' I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.'

'What did he say?' asks the nurse.

'OOPS!'

2) The Buddhist:

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

3) Visit to the Dentist:

The Marshes were shown into the dentist's surgery, where Mr. Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.

'No expensive extras, Doctor, 'Marsh demands, 'No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.'

'I wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you, Mr Marsh, 'said the dentist admiringly.' Now, which tooth is it?'

Mr. Marsh turns to his wife.

'Show him your tooth, honey.'

4) An Alternative Medical Dictionary:
    Submitted by Nigel Morris

• Artery The study of paintings
• Barium What Doctors do when patients die
• Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
• Cauterize Made eye contact with her
• Colic A sheep dog
• D&C Where Washington is
• Dilate To live long
• Enema Not a friend
• Fibula A small lie
• Genital Not a Jew
• Impotent Distinguished, well known
• Labour Pain Getting hurt at work
• Morbid A higher offer
• Nitrates Cheaper than day rates
• Node Was aware of
• Outpatient A person who has fainted
• Post-Operative Letter carrier
• Recovery Room Place to do upholstery
• Seizure Roman Emperor
• Tablet Small table
• Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
• Urine Opposite of ' you're out'

5) Doctor:

Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and when he examines you he says, 'I wish you'd come to me sooner.'

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