Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK,
having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's
feeling.'
I'm O.K. but I didn't
like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.'
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth.
After discussing with the orthodontist how they will be restored and what the fee would be the
patient says, 'Before you start, I gotta know: Will I be able to play
the clarinet when you are finished?'
The dentist replies 'Sure you will!' The patient replies 'Great, I
couldn't play a note before!'
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive.
Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
6) Good Dentist?
When a new dentist set up in town he quickly acquired a reputation of
being the 'Painless' dentist. However a local little girl called
Gemima disputed his
claim.
'He's a fake!' Gemima told her friends. 'He's not painless at all.
When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he screamed like anyone
else.'
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8) Dentist's Appointments:
Dentists can be
frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and when he examines you he says, 'I wish you'd come to me sooner.'
In my busy dental surgery, I see several patients at the same time. As
soon as I finish with one, I run to the next room to resume treatment on
another. One day, I returned to a second patient without saying good-by to
the first. As my first patient was leaving, she gave a friendly wave.
Acknowledging her, I said loudly, 'By...' My other patient obediently
chomped down and bit my fingers. From 'All In a Day's Work' by Stiew Tan
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