Good Dentist Jokes

Good Dentist Jokes

What does a dentist's award look like?  We don't have a picture, but apparently it's a big plaque with a little cavity.

• Anaesthetist
• The Buddhist at the Dentist
• Visit to the Dentist
• Dental Treatment Hits Right Note
• Choosing the Right Filling
• Another Batch of Good Dentist Jokes

1) Anaesthetist :

Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.' I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.'

'What did he say?' asks the nurse.

'OOPS!'

2) The Buddhist:

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

3) Visit to the Dentist:

The Marshes were shown into the dentist's surgery, where Mr. Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.

'No expensive extras, Doctor,' Marsh demands, 'No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.'

'I wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you, Mr Marsh, 'said the dentist admiringly.' Now, which tooth is it?'

Mr. Marsh turns to his wife.

'Show him your tooth, honey.'

4) Dental Treatment Hits Right Note

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth.  After discussing with the orthodontist how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says,  'Before you start, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the clarinet when you are finished?'

The dentist replies 'Sure you will!'
The patient replies 'Great, I couldn't play a note before!'

5) Choosing the Right Filling

A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist.  Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling.

'Now, young man,' asked the dentist, 'what kind of filling would you like for that tooth, amalgam or composite?'

'I would prefer chocolate, please,' replied Ben.

Another Batch of Good Dentist Jokes

7) Fast - or Slow?

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: $300
Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive.
Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

6) Good Dentist?

When a new dentist set up in town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the 'Painless' dentist.  However a local little girl called Gemima disputed his claim.

'He's a fake!' Gemima told her friends.  'He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he screamed like anyone else.'

8) Dentist's Appointments:

Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and when he examines you he says, 'I wish you'd come to me sooner.'

9) Biting Off More Than You Can Chew?

In my busy dental surgery, I see several patients at the same time. As soon as I finish with one, I run to the next room to resume treatment on another. One day, I returned to a second patient without saying good-by to the first. As my first patient was leaving, she gave a friendly wave. Acknowledging her, I said loudly, 'By...' My other patient obediently chomped down and bit my fingers.  From  'All In a Day's Work' by Stiew Tan

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